The 8-bit Hero of Canton, the man they call [Choose your hero’s name] me! The man they call Jayne: hero to a crappy small town, lover of grenades, and foul-mouthed side-comment-maker. People find him off-putting, gruff, even terrifying – but he’s not as deceiving as a low-down dirty deceiver, so he’s got that going for him. $19.99