Nerd Outlet
Your Source for Nerdy Clothing, Gifts, and Accessories

Did you want me to draw you a picture? We think this would be a perfect shirt to wear to speed dating. If the person blinks uncomprehendingly at you, he or she is right out. If the person spouts off the phrase “My normal approach is useless here,” that’s a winner. $15.99 – $17.99

Sometimes love is the answer. We think this would be a perfect shirt to wear to speed dating. If the person blinks uncomprehendingly at you, he or she is right out. If the person spouts off the phrase “My normal approach is useless here,” that’s a winner. $18.99

Sci-fi meets Jonathan Swift’s “A Modest Proposal.” Soylent Green meets Jonathan Swift’s “A Modest Proposal.” Would babies be the veal of Soylent Green? And would you be able to tell in wafer form? Science fiction makes for weird thoughts. $12.99

How is babby formed? When a man and a woman love each other veerrrrry much, they combine their chromosomes into a single being, much like Voltron. Only with less mech involved. Well, we don’t know. It is OUR customers we’re talking about here. $12.99

Popular design now available in a fitted cut. There are some days when whatever title you go by – sysadmin, coder, security analyst, IT Lead – doesn’t fit. Cause the job you’re doing is basically that of a pooper-scooper, wandering around after the other people, cleaning up their crap. Am I right? $18.99

2 shirts today re: Jeff Bridges? Odd. Not as odd as that stuff in AR tho. A good bowling shirt is so versatile. It can be used to dress up an outfit. To dress down an outfit. And, the biggest bonus: it’s approved for corporate casual. Well, your mileage may vary, but generally approved. Tell […]

Greetings, Programs.We have a vintage TRON cabinet here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ. Rumor is that when future Code Monkeys interview, they have to play Dave, and their salary is adjusted accordingly. $18.99 – $19.99

Well his mother was human, after all. This idea came up in one of our meetings. And we all giggled, but we couldn’t decide if it was a good t-shirt. We decided to take a chance and make it. We’ll let you guys decide. $15.99 – $17.99

Not guaranteed to improve your AC. Most of us moved on to AD&D with its heavy, hardbound tomes, but that red box will always hold a special place in our hearts. The iconic Larry Elmore picture on the cover. It still makes us a little nostalgic for cheap dice and actual lead leads. $16.99 – […]

They’ve got your back. This is an odd lot of Marvel superheroes to see together at one time. The back of your hoodie brought to you by the letter X, the number 4, and The Beyonder. Thanks to him, you have a comic book planet on your back. That’s kind of awesome. $64.99

A little Vader to wear around your neck. Darth Vader’s head hanging from a chain. That’s what folks in the rebellion want, and now you can have it to – but as jewelry (not revenge). $9.99

Officially-licensed Minecraft gear. Alright boys, today’s work order is for 15 thousand blocks of redstone ore for an 8-bit CPU. Yeah, I’m sure we’ll get lucky and just run into a vein 5 chunks wide. We still can’t afford modern tools because of that roller-coaster boondoggle. *grumble*

Let’s be bad guys! Nothing’s worse than spending hours working on a project just to have some jerk come in at the last minute and mess it all up, whether it’s a bully, a thesis adviser, or your boss. Now it’s your turn to be that bad guy. Embrace your inner Creeper!

There are better ways to keep warm than cutting open a tauntaun. Cold somewhere in the Star Wars universe? If you didn’t bring a tauntaun along, you could go hang out on the Death Star near a thermal exhaust port, but you never know when there are going to be incoming proton torpedoes. Best to […]

Sweet synth sounds from your shirtThis fully-playable, t-shirt-based music synthesizer features professional quality sounds in a unique wearable format. With eight-voice polyphony, high-quality sampled sounds and stylist retro amp box, you’ll be jamming like Thomas Dolby and in no time. $29.99

Stylish T-Shirt has a hidden spy cameraWhat’s more meta than a fully functional spy camera built into a shirt featuring spies? And by meta, we mean dripping with delicious irony. And if there’s anything we love more than spies, it’s irony. Om nom nom. $39.99