If found, turn in to the Ministry of Magic. Keep out of reach of Muggles! 10,000 Galleons for information leading the apprehension of the Ministry of Magic’s Number 1 Undesirable, Harry Potter! Record what you know in this notebook featuring his moving portrait and bounty poster, and then turn that information in right away. $9.99
Just another mug in a yellow apron. Out of the theater and into the kitchen, be a culinary test subject with this ThinkGeek exclusive apron! Inspired by Jonah Heston’s banana yellow Gizmonics uniform, it’s the perfect companion for whipping up cheesy snacks to go with cheesy movies! $19.99
A Coniferous Companion. Get festive with this Betsey Johnson Christmas tree-inspired bag, perfect for those of us who indulge our holiday spirit all year ’round! Made of faux leather, this purse sports metal stud and crystal ornaments and red sequin bow as the tree-topper! $67.99
Well, what have we here? For all you budding detectives out there, why not get a Fallout bundle from the best? This set collects together everything you’ll need to open up your own little Valentine Detective Agency for people with plenty of problems to solve. $59.99
Have you heard about our robot friend? Get in tight with our coming robot overlords by making friends with this darling Betsey Johnson purse! Made of gold metallic faux leather with beaded arms, crystal eyes, and a circuit board heart, this robot definitely won’t rise up against you. Probably. $87.99
Roly poly ball of cuddles. This pangolin has dropped its natural defensive scales in favor of a much more soft and plush feel. Why, you ask? Because you make it feel safe! $15.99
Hopefully Reviewmon likes it…. This backpack lights up and declares you’re the absolute worst so nobody has any doubt. And it has all sorts of pockets, including two separate areas for your laptop or tablet. With a press, you can light up a “The Worst” EL panel. $59.99
You stab the machine with the pointy end. Part of the Modern Icons Statue Collection, this Horizon Zero Dawn collectible is available exclusively at ThinkGeek, GameStop, and the Official Playstation Gear Store. Enjoy the game even when you’re not playing it with this statue of Aloy. $39.99
Our watch has not ended. We thought you could use something to tide you over until Season 8. $9.99
Drink with Vault-Tec to a brighter tomorrow. These Fallout Geeki Tikis will bring some levity to all your post-apocalyptic drinking needs. This set of 4 includes a Deathclaw, Dogmeat, the Power Armor, and Vault Boy. Each holds around 14 ounces of whatever you want to fill them with. $59.99
Roll for wallet damage. It’s a tank dress with a repeating pattern of d20s on it. And it has pockets. For holding your actual d20s. $49.99
Listening to this soundtrack fills you with determination. Warning: this soundtrack will make you feel your feelings! The UNDERTALE soundtrack by Toby Fox is now available on vinyl in Pacifist Blue and Genocide Red, with artwork by Drew Wise, and a bonus word search puzzle from your buddy Sans! $39.99
Prepare for battle. Make your kale smoothies 27% more enjoyable with this set of Marvel Geeki Tikis in the form of Hulk and Thor. These heroes will hold around 14 ounces of whatever drink you can throw at them so they can help you relax or power through your day. $29.99
Set lights to stun-ning. Climb aboard the Starship Enterprise and play captain as you light your room with this ThinkGeek-exclusive Star Trek TOS Bridge Set Lamp. Be sure to include some red-shirted security officers to ensure your survival. $99.99
A Thief’s Soundtrack. Your treasure collection will never be complete if you don’t have Greg Edmonson’s sweeping score from Uncharted on vinyl! Grab the soundtrack from Nathan Drake’s first three adventures in this 3 LP set with colored vinyl and original artwork. $59.99
Mimikyu used Baby-Doll eyes. It’s super effective! Mimikyu just wants to make friends! That’s why it tries to look like a Pikachu, to get close to people and work its way into our hearts. Mimikyu has certainly done that, in this exclusive shirt design that you can only get from ThinkGeek! $19.99
The Surgeon of Death. Looking to recruit the infamous Surgeon of Death to your pirate crew? Better sail on to ThinkGeek, the only place to find this 12 and a half inch figure of the captain and doctor of the Heart Pirates. $69.99
Any sufficiently advanced science…. We’re grateful that even muggles can make this mug change color. We’re a little rusty with our magic these days. $9.99
Your badness level is unusually high, for someone your size. We’ve all got someone in our lives who seems to have an irresistible urge to destroy everything in their path. Broadcast how you feel about such behaviour with a “Stitch Please” in this exclusive design, only available from ThinkGeek! $19.99
*yoink* We’re taking bets on how many things go missing in our home when we get this mug. Luckily, with some hot water, we can force the niffler out of hiding! $9.99