Color us happy. This comfy, unstructured 6-panel black cap with black covered eyelets features a four color 8-bit rainbow embroidered on the front and has an adjustable strapback closure so even characters with those oversized 8-bit heads can wear it. $19.99
isthereanymorecoffee? Turn to your ol’ pal the Iron Giant, because this massive Geeki Tiki holds 28 ounces of whatever you want. Coffee. Espresso. Or that super-sized soda while you’re watching Ready Player One and cheering on your favorite robot. $29.99
Chase the Rainbow. Celebrate the rainbow retro-style with this 8-Bit Rainbow Backpack, a ThinkGeek exclusive. Because everything was better when we were kids. Even science. $39.99
Two lightsabers are better than one. Celebrate everyone’s favorite Togruta with this bathing suit from musterbrand, inspired by Ahsoka’s markings. And while it comes with her blue stripes and vibrant orange coloring, you’ll have to provide the lekku and montrals if you go that route. $59.99
A member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan…. Feel like a princess in this one-piece white bathing suit from our friends at musterbrand. It’s perfect for lounging out on the decks of the Khetanna or basking in the warmth of Tatooine’s twin suns. $59.99
We are all stars. Steal the spotlight right back from the sun with these navy blue pajamas made from a field of stars and constellations. The star field and constellations glow in the dark so that you can be the center of attention. $39.99
This goes with your eyes. This Kingdom Hearts Heartless Cap features the Heartless emblem in dimensional white embroidery on the front. The side has the Kingdom Hearts logo, and the back features white embroidery of the Nightmare, Unversed, and Nobody emblems. $19.99
40 Minutes. This watch celebrates the glory that is the red planet, and it’s a standard Earth watch. The Mars Orbit watch has 3-hand movement, with Phobos as the minute hand, Deimos as the hour indicator, and a little rover as the second hand. $49.99
Available in the Sand Kingdom and at ThinkGeek! “Mario, you’ve defeated Bowser again, what will you do now?” Point the way to a vacation of rest and recuperation with these Super Mario Board Shorts. They’re perfect for relaxing by the pool or swimming in Lake Kingdom. $39.99
Everybody outta the water! You know the Earth Day every day movement? We’re here to make “Shark Week every week” a thing. And with these board shorts, you can be a part of that. They’re covered with circling shark fins and one large gaping shark maw. $39.99
Your ship has come in. Brush up on your fleet knowledge while sitting by the pool or at the beach with this Star Trek TNG Ships One-Piece Swimsuit. Complete with the U.S.S. Enterprise-D, a Klingon Bird-of-Prey, a Romulan Warbird, and more. $59.99
Enjoy long walks on the silicon dioxide…. When we hit the beach, we like to bring our comfort zone with us in the form of these board shorts. They’re printed with water, sand, and the two-dimensional form of water and silica molecules, like a gentle reminder that science is all around us. $39.99
Boldly go to the beach. You’re sure to make a splash at the next geeky event in these Star Trek TOS Swim Trunks. Although we have to admit that since these are uniform-based, they’re pretty subtle to be so geeky. $49.99
You got Zora’s Flippers! Take these Legend of Zelda Board Shorts, because it’s dangerous to go skinnydipping. Perfect for a day by the pool or a quick dip in Lake Hylia, these will let you show off your love of LoZ while maintaining a healthy level of vitamin D. $39.99
Keep reaching for the stars. We’ve captured some familiar features of the night sky on these Constellation Board Shorts. And you know what that means? No matter how much light pollution your area has, you can always see the stars when you’re wearing these. $39.99
For Risa’s beaches or a staycation on the holodeck. You’re sure to make a splash at the next geeky event in these Star Trek TNG Swim Trunks. Although we have to admit that since these are uniform-based, they’re pretty subtle to be so geeky. $49.99
“Dracarys.” Designed by our friends at Crowded Coop, this Game of Thrones Drogon Purse is a ThinkGeek exclusive. The flap is a dragon wing. The outside looks like dragon skin, too, only it’s faux leather – no dragons were harmed in the creation of this bag. $49.99
This shirt is the closest we get to “gregarious”. A distressed logo for Gregarious Games from Ready Player One on the front of a black cotton tee. $19.99
Demogorgons? Dogs? Demodogs. It’s like a compound. It’s like a play on words? And Funko POP! has made a vinyl version of Dart to add to their (and hopefully your) already extensive Stranger Things collection. $9.99
It’s one of those facehuggers from the Alien movie! We still don’t recommend you go out and drink some drugs, but if it means you’re able to survive a facehugger that might be a tradeoff worth considering. $9.99