Hello traveller! Plug this Borderlands Claptrap Talking Car Charger into your vehicle. He fits in a standard cupholder and his eye lights up blue when he’s receiving power. He’ll keep your tablet and phone full of juice while regaling you. $39.99
Since you’re here, wanna hear the new dubstep song I wrote? To commemorate those gaming memories SpaceLab9 has recreated Claptrap in pressed vinyl for us. The album features all ten tracks composed for the Borderlands The Pre-Sequel! expansion pack by award-winning composer Jesper Kyd. $34.99
All of our dogs are adoptable… EXCEPT THAT ONE! Ah, Hawaii. A lovely tropical paradise. Unless you are a destructive alien who can’t survive if you get in water. $39.99
Not a bad trade for spider peace. We can’t promise this sunshade will keep you safe. It will protect you and the inside of your vehicle from UV rays, but it ain’t going to cut humans that approach the car into bite-sized chunks. Which is good, we think. $19.99
We don’t appreciate your lack of sarcasm. Celebrate the superior character from Bob’s Burgers, Louise, with this wallet that has a bunny skull applique sewn onto one pink fuzzy side. Zip-around closure, plus eight slots for your ID, your parents’ credit cards, and your gun license. $19.99
It’s l-like livin’ on the Sun, Morty. Don’t be a Jerry. Protect your car from color fading or turning into an oven with the help of Rick and Morty. $19.99
I used to design for Gods! Make sure you’re prepared to save the world in absolute comfort $29.99
I’m Mr. Meeseeks! Let Meeseeks from Rick and Morty protect your vehicle from harmful UV rays. And possibly destroy the rest of it in the process. Oh wait. Was that outloud? We weren’t supposed to say that part, as the manufacturer indicated it might lessen sales. $19.99
No capes! We figure just by losing the cape, this might get Edna’s approval. $39.99
Try grey! It’s the new red! Curl up on the couch and watch Wall-E for the billionth time in this comfy pair of pants, a ThinkGeek exclusive brought to you by our friends at BNL. They have two pockets for all the tissues. $24.99
Cleaning up nicely. You’ve done some good work. Put your feet up for a while. Just remember to put them down at some point. We don’t have floating chairs just yet. $39.99
You need more than a patch job. We know what Edna has against capes. She’s shared that with us multiple times. Not that we asked. But we’re not clear on what she has against pajamas. Pajamas are comfortable. Pajamas are warm. Pajamas make us happy. $24.99
Just don’t make it green. Or animated! After a long day of harassing Spider-Man, it’s time to sit back, relax, and probably harass Spider-Man some more. $39.99
Don’t call it a comeback. Here at ThinkGeek, many of the monkeys are jumping into Deadpool 2 feet first, so this seems like an appropriate shirt. This tee features Deadpool jumping into (or possibly out of) your pocket, ready to pull his katanas. $19.99
Deadpool wants to get into your pants. My eyes are up here. No, wait, they’re down there. No wait, they’re back up here. Confused yet? Well, good. These red pants feature Deadpool’s eyes and name. $24.99
Perfect for when you’re reading the want ads or some comics. LOOK DEADPOOL BUNNY SLIPPERS. Available here at ThinkGeek for the pure satisfaction of your tootsies. And ours have a white fluffy bunny tail on the back, because they’re superior. $29.99
Not a Red Cup. This tall, thin glass with gold art deco designs inspired by the Millennium Falcon holds 8 ounces and sits elegantly amongst the rest of your tableware. $7.99
Comfiest hunk-o-junk in any galaxy. These grey cotton lounge shorts feature the Millennium Falcon on the left hip. With pockets and an elastic waist with exterior drawstring, they’re comfy and convenient. Just like our favorite ship. $19.99
We would be honored if you would join us. This collection of dinnerware from Solo: A Star Wars Story makes us ponder what could have been. These salad plates are perfect for little appetizers or to hold a muffin to go with your blue milk. $19.99
Retro fun. If you’ve been a fan of Star Wars since 1977 (or whenever you were old enough to watch it), so why not snag a sweet retro shirt with a design that looks like you’ve loved it just as long as you’ve loved the movie? $29.99