Needs more flair. Subtly display your growing unhappiness by picking up this Funko POP! Office Space: Joanna with Flair Vinyl Figure. And by subtly, we mean yell at your boss for imposing a flair quota. $12.99

Wear this pendant, you must. This Yoda Crystal Pendant Necklace lets you display your lightsaber crystal proudly, so everyone can see your power. Why put something beautiful in a metal casing where no one can see it? $29.99

It’s your father’s pendant. This Luke Skywalker Crystal Pendant Necklace lets you display your lightsaber crystal proudly, so everyone can see your power. Why put something beautiful in a metal casing where no one can see it? $29.99

We find your lack of pendants disturbing. This Darth Vader Crystal Pendant Necklace lets you display your lightsaber crystal proudly, so everyone can see your power. Why put something beautiful in a metal casing where no one can see it? $29.99

A button-up one man army. Give yourself something extra the next time you’re feeling a little intimidated by wearing this Punisher Woven Shirt. You’d be surprised how differently people treat you when you have the word “Punisher” on your chest. $24.99

Business casual + tacos. This Deadpool Party Woven Shirt will show everyone that you have tons of interests… from tacos to tacos, and even more tacos. Oh, and Deadpool too. $24.99

The best part of 1958. We’d say this NASA Space Bifold Wallet was out of this world, but that would imply that it’s hard to get your hands on it. But it’s not! You can order it right here on Earth. $19.99

The world’s greatest backpack. Leave it to NASA to make navigation much easier, especially in this NASA Patch Crossbody Bag. We haven’t taken as many wrong turns exploring the far reaches of our bag since we switched to this one. $39.99

Portable power. Wearing the ThinkGeek exclusive Thanos Gauntlet Pendant around your neck is a heavy burden, not because the pendant is heavy, but we ARE talking about the most powerful object in the world here. $39.99

We survived the Endgame. We’d like to think everyone who survived the most epic battle in the universe got one of these ThinkGeek exclusive Avengers Endgame Class Rings. Your favorite characters like REDACTED, REDACTED, and REDACTED probably have one of these bling rings on their $39.99

Get your life sorted. Find out what House you’re meant to be in with the Real Talking Sorting Hat. It’ll sort you into Slytherin Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, or Hufflepuff. Normally a talking hat would be creepy and unsettling, but for some reason the Sorting Hat is one of the most $29.99

Lumos just got cuter. This Harry Potter Ron Mini Bell Jar Light illuminates the surrounding area revealing a mini version of Ron Weasley in his robes and Gryffindor scarf. We’ve never been inside a bell jar before, but at least we know he’s warm all bundled up like that. $14.99

The smartest light weve ever seen. This Harry Potter Hermione Mini Bell Jar Light illuminates the surrounding area revealing a mini version of Hermione Granger in her robes and Gryffindor scarf. It’s bewitchingly adorable. $14.99

The boy who illuminated. This Harry Potter Mini Bell Jar Light illuminates the surrounding area revealing a mini version of Harry in his robes and Gryffindor scarf. We’ve never been inside a bell jar before, but at least we know he’s warm all bundled up like that $14.99

Not for public use. This Doctor Who TARDIS Backpack (like its namesake) provides a surprising amount of storage within. The tradeoff though is that you probably can’t fit in it yourself… it might break. $49.99

Carry the TARDIS everywhere. Instead of using a real TARDIS to store your cash and cards, you can use this Doctor Who TARDIS Zip Wallet. It’s a lot more convenient than trying to find things in a large time ship, and it looks amazing. $29.99

Norse fashion for the modern Viking. This Thunderhammer Bracelet gives us a modern interpretation of Mjolnir from Norse mythology. It won’t be able to make you fly (comics aren’t real), but it might just let you wield the power of thunder. $49.99

The safest way to carry your dragon. There’s a safer way to have a dragon perch on your wrist: this Maelstrom Bracelet. Instead of a real dragon, this pewter piece of jewelry looks amazing and probably won’t set you on fire. $39.99

Fit for a faerie queen (or king). We could totally see Titania or Oberon wearing this Faerie Glade Necklace. But you don’t have to be a faerie monarch to look this good. Channel your inner forest spirit. $29.99

Another raven that won’t leave. Think of this Black Raven Pendant as an opportunity to throw a little chaos into your ensemble. Since ravens can foreshadow something ominous or pleasant, take the opportunity to break up the mundane. $29.99