Shhhhhhhhh! We’re saying “no” with this ThinkGeek exclusive Do Not Disturb t-shirt. No more distractions. We’re putting everyone on mute until at we at least get a few moments of peace and quiet. $21.99

Can you hear me now? This ThinkGeek exclusive Five Bars t-shirt should let people know ahead of time that you’re not interested in what they have to say. You might be able to hear it, but you won’t respond to it. $21.99

Web-slinging around the world. Show your love for your friendly international Spider-Man with this ThinkGeek exclusive Spider-Man kanji t-shirt. Who knows, it could even be Timmy behind that mask. $21.99

Put Timmy on the Moon. Celebrate our future return to the moon (and Timmy’s dream of joining the mission) with this ThinkGeek exclusive NASA stripes t-shirt. Whether you’re a space enthusiast, or just like monkeys, we can all agree that it’s time to put Timmy on the moon. $21.99