Mysterious Avatar “Parzival” Makes History. Black tee with the Scoreboard from Ready Player One printed on it, with Parzival in first place. Followed by Art3mis, Aech, Daito, and Sho. $19.99

The secret is in the cookie jar…. good. Protect your cookies from the minions of Ganon by hiding them inside the Hero’s Shield! Ceramic cookie jar with a handled lid and resealable rubber gaskets. Make sure to keep lots of Lon Lon Milk on hand! $39.99

Split personality. Luckily, if a zipper actually split Deadpool’s head in two, his healing factor could patch him right up again. $49.99

Paint splatter is a cantrip. Once you’re done manipulating death in whatever necromancy way you deem fit, update your fashion sense. Just because you raise the dead doesn’t mean you have to look like it. $49.99

Stick with me! I’m gonna accomplish great things, Morty! They’re going to be talking about this shirt forever and forever. All day long, forever. All a hundred days. $19.99

What if it’s the Demogorgon? Oh, Jesus, we’re so screwed if it’s the Demogorgon. This Funko POP! styled Demogorgon measures 6″ tall, perfect for menacing the rest of your Funko POP! vinyl collection. We prefer our real-life Demogorgons’ mouths safely shut, but for display, open is more epic. $14.99

I’m dyin’ in a vat in the garage! I’m beggin’ for help, I’m screamin’ for help. Please come let me out! $19.99

Wait. Is this Dark Souls? Poor soulless Cuphead and Mugman’s bodies grace the front of this shirt, while the familiar “You Died!” text floats above them. And we’ll keep seeing that text again and again until we beat the dang game. But that is another story… $19.99

Pacific drift. Technology is still catching up, but when we finally build a huge jaeger, we volunteer as a test pilot. $19.99 – $29.99

This match will get red hot! And as a gamer, it’s hard to admit you’ve been defeated by a psychic vegetable. But, dang, it is rewarding when you get past it. Rewarding enough that maybe you should get yourself this shirt as a little reward for all your troubles. $19.99

Don’t get wet. This Gremlins “Split Personality” Journal has one cover that’s cute little Gizmo. But we can’t always be rainbows and butterflies, so for those other times, you can literally flip the journal over and celebrate Stripe and the havoc he creates. $11.99

Sweet dance moves. Add a pretty little innocent flower to your collectibles shelf today with this POP! Cuphead Cagney Carnation. This is the boss as he appears at the start of the battle – this isn’t even his final form! $14.99

Don’t lose those random thoughts to the invaders. This Space Invaders Classic Journal is a shoutout to both the upright and the cocktail cabinets. With 232 lined pages, this journal lets you write down all your memories of video games past, lives lost and extra lives won. $11.99

If you find the first galaxies, please jot them down. We figured you might want to keep a version of JWST close-by, and that’s why we picked up this NASA James Webb Space Telescope Journal. With 232 lined pages, this journal is perfect for jotting down thoughts that are mind-blowing and out-of-this-world. $11.99

High Score. This Space Invaders Polo shows you’re our first line of defense from aliens. With a hot pink and electric blue invader embroidered on chest, this black polo adds a little fun to your business casual standard look. $29.99

Not made of clay. Limited to a single run of 1500, this statue from Icon Heroes is hand numbered and comes with a Certificate of Authenticity. So act now if you want to save the tiny world. $59.99

Welcome to the Ontologically Anthropocentric Sensory Immersive Simulation. In the world of Ready Player One</em, if you’re spending all your time in the OASIS, it’s important to remember that your physical body still needs sustenance to keep playing. And what better way to get it than with an OASIS-themed mug? $9.99

Please Insert Girder. The chest of this black full-zip hoodie celebrates everybody’s favorite robot, Bender Bending Rodriguez. And, unsurprisingly, the oversized yellow print on the back that has a sort of propaganda poster feel invites you to bite his glorious golden ass. $49.99

Oology Division. Keep your egg hunting notes in this Ready Player One journal, filled with 100 lined pages. You don’t have to be hunting for IOI, either, to use it. Keeping your notes in this just might be the best way to keep your real life undercover. $9.99

E-e-everything is gonna *BURP* be fine, Morty. Share your love of Rick and Morty no matter which dimension you end up in. $29.99