Less declamation and more retaliation. Casual-wear for Cobra Commander and all who are loyal to the supreme leader’s cause, this t-shirt is a ThinkGeek exclusive. $19.99
Rawr rawr rawr. Nom nom nom. Fill yourself up with knowledge AND with food! Educate yourself while you eat that tasty sandwich that mommy packed for you. She even cut off the crust – she knows you so well. You think dino moms cut off the crusts? $14.99
Not pushing pencils for the CIA. Show off the muscles you’ve worked for in this raglan t-shirt featuring the Predator himself on the left pectoral. Three-button heather grey henley shirt with black sleeves and neckline. $24.99
Planeswalker business. Tap the power of the lands and comply with a business dress code with this black necktie featuring the five mana symbols. You’ll be deeply connected with the lifeforce on every plane in the Multiverse, though you may have to explain that to your boss. $24.99
For paying the gold price. If you’re going pay the gold price, we offer you two sets of Westeros coinage: House Targaryen or House Stark. Struck from solid brass and copper using antique machinery and traditional coining techniques, no two sets are exactly the same! $29.99
Just the thing to wear to a mighty fine shindig. Mount your own little rebellion against the powers in charge, while still playing by their little dress code rules, with this tie featuring the good Firefly-class ship Serenity. $24.99
The poppin 90s. Bring home some of your favorite Nicktoons from the 90s. Let them take over your shelf much like how they took over your heart long, long ago. $9.99
Aiming to misbehave. Three-button red and navy blue striped polo with navy blue collar featuring a line art print of the ship Serenity on the left chest, right over your heart. It’s the best way to let everyone know what crew you run with. $29.99
Swipe right for mermaid blue/green. Fiddle with the “magic” sequins on the Mermaid Sequins Pencil Pouch bag, changing their color from black to a mermaid blue/green and back again. In the bag, you can hold anything from school accessories to cosmetics to chargers for gadgets. $7.99
How do you take your caf? Lord Vader may have taken his coffee black, but that didn’t help him conjure up stolen data tapes, now did it? So stir in whatever you like, using just the sort of impressive technological innovation that the Empire is known for. No Force power needed! $14.99
Hogwarts House Pride Seal up your private correspondence with these Harry Potter House Wax Seals! Choose the one that represents your Hogwarts House, choosing from Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, or Slytherin. All are made of diecast metal and include sealing wax. $29.99
The Backpack Found. It is the official backpack of mermaids everywhere. Well, okay. It’s not waterproof. But other than that, it’s the perfect way to tote all your mermaid-y goodies with you wherever you go. $35.99
Coming to your home. Now you can join Spider-Man to vanquish villains, explore the Marvel Universe, and interact with Spidey like never before with the Spider-Man Interactive App-Enabled Super Hero from our friends at Sphero. $149.99
Gwen Stacy, Spider-Woman of Earth-65, your new favorite. Celebrate Spider-Gwen with this little ring that features the outline of the eyes in her mask. You get to wear a mask without wearing a mask. $12.99
M-I-C. K-E-Y. M-O-U-S-E. Sing your songs and make the world a cheery place all while keeping the sun out of your eyes. It’s hard to do great things when you can’t see a darn thing. $19.99
Other storage bags are just so square. Keep your leftover pizza perfectly preserved by the slice, with storage bags that are just the right shape. There’s no wasted space in a bag perfectly suited for holding that slice! Great for the fridge or freezer. $2.99
Friendly neighborhood Spider-Gwen. Celebrate Spider-Gwen with this steel pendant featuring her iconic hood and mask with hot pink enamel debossed details. Coming in at just under an inch, it’s understated, but it makes it clear where your Spider-fandom falls. $14.99
No one believes ewe! Think you can pull the wool over our eyes? No Suri! You don’t want to start a fight here, alpaca punch! We are not lion. #AlpacaPuns $15.99
Whosoever wears this hammer… Thor may be able to carry a hammer around all day, but the rest of us could use a more manageably-sized Mjölnir. This stainless steel replica of Thor’s hammer comes on an 18″ chain, and looks great from Midgard to Asgard. Test your worth and try it o $16.99
Time to digivolve. Even the digital world needs some hugs every once in awhile. You think these brave Digimon can just go off fighting evil without a motivational cuddle? We can’t even make it out the door to work without one. $7.99