Brightest crayon in the box. Let your dad know that he has the best dad jokes and he earned his prize fair and square with this brain cell plush. $9.99

DIY Rubberpunk Craft. Get wound up over this DIY Mechanical Truck! Assemble its 420 laser-scored pieces, crank up the rubber band engine, and go! Its 4-cylinder engine will power the truck forward or backward, or it can idle in place. $78.99

The Neverending Fart Joke. For Father’s Day, give a gift he will not soon forget: a loving card filled with your heartfelt and meaningful words, and a button that, when pressed, causes the card to make farting noises until the battery dies or he destroys the card. Love you, Dad! $11.99

Dear diary, I am Groot. As a side note – this monkey believes every first entry of this journal should absolutely just be “I am Groot.” Not over and over, mind you. Just once. The rest of the entry is blank. You’ve written down all you needed. Short, sweet, and to the point. $19.99

Combo move. Don’t go to the hardware store and pick up a boring padlock that looks exactly like everyone else’s. That’s not you. Fool those would-be burglars and amaze your friends with this Mechanical DIY Combination Lock. $19.99

It’s showtime, A-holes. Make sure you’re looking super snazzy the next time you have to save the galaxy. Or just going out for a night on the town. Whichever you feel like. $29.99

Play it safe. This little Mechanical DIY Safe is just the right size to keep a few small items secure. It’s a kit – you put it together yourself. Made from premium grade plywood, the 179 pieces are scored and ready for you to punch out and put together. $54.99

Set this Mechanical DIY 20-Minute Timer for anywhere from 1 to 20 minutes and listen to its gentle tick-tock sounds as it counts down. Assemble its 107 laser-scored pieces to produce a gorgeous, vintage-style chronograph. $34.99

Keep the tunes and drinks flowing. Never have to choose between packing a water bottle and a wireless speaker again. Keep the tunes and the drinks flowing, with a BPA-free water bottle and waterproof Bluetooth and microSD speaker, all in one! $29.99

Gear up for storytime. Be awe-inspired by a theater for you, crafted by you, and powered by you! Assemble the puzzle to tell the tale of a Prince, a King, a Dragon, a Jester, a Princess, and of course, treasure! No glue or tools required. $34.99

Fashion that’s out of this world. This ladies’ hoodie features a draped front, because we think it’s flattering on many body types, and a lightweight fabric that makes it perfect for layering. The image shown is Hubble’s 2007 x-ray / optical / infrared composite of NGC 602. $44.99

Never tickle a sleeping dragon. We all rep the house we were sorted in. It’s kind of a thing. But we also take pride in the school we attended. Countless pep rallies and banquets later, we could never forget our home away from home. $59.99

Dance, magic, dance. If you’ve wanted the soundtrack to Labyrinth on vinyl over the past few years you probably shelled out over $80 for it. Capitol has released a digitally-remastered edition of the 1986 soundtrack, complete with artwork replicated from the original. $19.99

Cookie Cat… IN SPAAACE. Crunchy cookie outside. Icy creamy inside. Cookie Cat may be Steven’s favorite frozen treat, but he also looks great on this 100% cotton fitted ladies’ tee. Who needs a crystal gem when you have an ice cream sandwich space cat? $24.99

Indestructible Imperial gear. The evolution of the coin purse for the elite troops of a galaxy far, far away. Made of lightweight, super-durable Tyvek material that resists tearing, water, and stains – pretty much everything short of a lightsaber attack. $7.99

Where else would you keep all that money from bounty hunting? How embarrassing. You go through all that work of hunting down your target and you just can’t fit all that money in your old wallet. Truly, the worst of times. Fear not, though. We have a wallet for all of your successful bounties. $19.99

This symbiote is looking for a host. Finally, a wearable symbiote! This stainless steel ring has old school Venom designs and an outer band that really spins. It may not give you crazy abilities, but at least you didn’t have to go to Battleworld to get it! Available in whole sizes 9-13. $19.99

Black Widow’s Bite not included. The wallet that will do everything Black Widow would do to protect your cash, coins, and cards… short of an electric shock, that is. Zip-around closure for extra security, faux leather Black Widow styling and metal insignia. $29.99

“You have an atomic bomb in your bag. If anyone’s gonna have tape, it’s you!” This backpack featuring comic book style Rocket Raccoon and Groot comes to us by way of Sprayground. They make these in limited runs and never produce that combination again, so if you dig this, you’d better jump on it. $64.99

Earning that paycheck. For things that constantly want to kill you, we have to admit, they are pretty cute on this wallet. Also it has pizza on it. How can we say no to that? $19.99