Enforcer Plush. Here you have the latest in enforcer droids, exclusively brought to you by ThinkGeek via the smugglers at Comic Images. This smaller version (easier to deploy in cramped spaces) has been reprogrammed just like his namesake from Rogue One. $24.99
… and possibly after death, too. The stitches and staples on the exterior of this ring? They’re not the kind that dissolve. And they’re not the type you go in to have removed. They’re forever. This ring isn’t, but it lets you grapple your beloved to your soul with literal hoops of steel. $39.99
Super cute terror. In these pages, Spiotto explores the concept of the daily life of an alien. Watch as the Xenomorph presents Newt with the rest of her doll or feeds Jonesey, the other apex predator in the colony. It’s super cute and terrifying all wrapped up in one. $14.99
Made for each other. Celebrate a coming together of the bizarre with these Frankenstein + Bride Cufflinks. Each set comes with one Frankenstein and one Bride. $49.99
Breakfast is key to a good day. This dual-sided iron makes 104-key layout waffles that might even convert pancake types. You just pour in the batter, heat it for 2-3 minutes on one side over your burner, heat it for 1-2 minutes on the other, and voila. $69.99
The Kingslayer. While he may not have exactly gained our adoration right out of the gate, Jaime certainly has earned it over time. We’ll raise a glass in your honor. We’ll even raise it with our left hand – just for you. $189.99
The wild can get a bit chilly. In some games you get different tunics for upgrades or powers, but come on, this is the 21st century. Link clearly needs a hoodie. Dungeons are usually underground and cold. He doesn’t need to protection from bosses – just the elements. $29.99
Upgrade that tunic. We know Link’s tunic looks amazing, but it doesn’t do much for you in the warmth department. If you’re going to be saving the land from evil, you might as well be warm doing it. Anything less and you aren’t doing yourself any favors. $29.99
Hero of cuddles Snuggle up close to a couple of your favorite characters from Wind Waker. Use the power of hugs to save the land from Ganon. Certainly a lot more pleasant way to resolve the conflict than what was done in the past. $13.99 – $17.99
Have you ever heard of Mirkwood? The characters from Stranger Things have been added to Funko’s already-extensive POP! vinyl line. Our buyer worked with Funko to secure Upside Down Will just for y’all. Regular Will’s nice, but this version with the greyish green skin is far superior. $9.99
Let the cat out of the bag. Made from Tyvek, this bag is water-resistant, stain-resistant, and tear-resistant and comes with a removable wrist strap. Bonus? It creates no issues for allergy sufferers. $19.99
Not your grandma’s cross stitch (unless she’s awesome). This Star Wars Cross Stitch kit includes 12 charts for Star Wars fans into or wanting to get into counted cross stitch. The projects progress in difficulty through the book, so they work even for beginners. $19.99
“If the Good Lord had intended us to walk, He wouldn’t have invented roller skates.” This poster of Gene Wilder’s Willy Wonka would be great inspiration in the kitchen or the lab or wherever you need your craziest creativity. It’s a lovely tribute to both Wilder’s comedic genius and Wonka’s eccentric imagination. $9.99
To boldly stow. Four sides of this lunch box feature the Star Trek comic book logo with pictures of characters from ST:TOS. The tin is empty, which means you can fill it with whatever you want – not just lunch. $14.99
Set Phasers to Stunningly Cute. Collect all 16 ST:TOS figures in the series: Kirk, Spock, Bones Chapel, Rand, Scotty, Sulu, Uhura, a Gorn, Khan, Vina, Pike, a Balok, and a Talosian Keeper. Plus a 1/40 Kirk chase figure and a 1/40 Sulu chase figure where he’s shirtless! Oh my! $9.99
From English to French and back again. Rendered in black and white illustrations, the graphic novel format makes Melville’s daunting prose more approachable. The plot stays true to the story, and conversations between characters are lifted straight from the original text. $24.99
On the road again. A map doesn’t have to be a GPS or be made of paper, no sir. We believe that a puzzle can be just as useful! We’ll have to get back to you on how to fold it up and put it in your backpack though…. $10.99
What’s it gonna be then, eh? This deck of Clockwork Orange playing cards features images and iconography from the movie. (The eight of bowlers, anyone?) Such lovely pictures. $5.99
Terrifyingly cute. We’re going to go out on a limb here and say that whomever was creating this Titans collection liked Scar. He’s 25% of this set. So if you’re a fan of Scar, too, good news. And if you count the Predalien, could be as high as 37%. Sorry. Too soon? $9.99
If art is your bag. Made from Tyvek, this bag is water-resistant (generally good for Hokusai products), stain-resistant, and tear-resistant and comes with a removable wrist strap. Carry a little masterpiece around with you, and let it hold your stuff for you. $19.99