Online flower ordering. This sparkling open collar choker is set with 21 Swarovski pavé flowers and a dusty rose bloom at the center. It’s a statement piece, and that statement is, “These flowers won’t die the day after you get them.” Another bonus. $279.99
Longest. Road trip. Ever. Road trips can get a little cramped, especially the ones that end up with you in cryostasis. Trust us, we know. We cannot recommend enough the wonders of a comfy pair of socks for a 600 year journey. $8.99
Thinking and drinking With the molecular structure of ethanol printed in white ink on the outside, this Ethanol Stemless Wine Glass holds 21 ounces – almost an entire bottle of wine. That makes it ideal for your experimentation. $9.99
No piercing required. This particular ear cuff features two sparkling Swarovski pavé flowers. We were going to count the crystals for you, but it’s Friday after 5, and we have things to do this weekend. Suffice to say, it’s MANY. $44.99
Bullets and bracelets. Carry all your crimefighting essentials in this Wonder Woman Mighty Wristlet. Made from Tyvek, this bag is water-resistant, stain-resistant, and tear-resistant and comes with a removable wrist strap. $19.99
Ruling with class. Need to look good for those Imperial meetings? Or just going out for a nice night out on the town? Either way, definitely have you covered. Literally and figuratively. $49.99
You’re my favorite monster. Perhaps you also have a special monster in your life, or you are that special monster for someone else. This set of bracelets, reading “His Monster” and “Her Monster,” lets you declare both your relationship and your otherworldliness all in one. $39.99
For gifted youngsters. We’re into the spandex uniforms when they’re out and about fighting evil, but sometimes that just won’t do. Dress up in your mutant finest for a night on the town. $49.99
Everything’s better with dragons. This hoodie features the latest iteration of the glorious ampersand, rendered by Glitschka Studios. It’s perfect for colder environments. You don’t want to have to be making those DC 10 Constitution saving throw at the end of each hour. $29.99
Classy bounty. Did you expect Boba Fett to just go to every cantina in his armor? The man has more than that in his wardrobe. He needs to go out looking his Boba best. $49.99
Square egg in a round hole. This kit comes with four packets of pastel plates, ready to become four Easter eggs with a little help. This quick craft is perfect for families with multiple baskets to fill – everybody can sit around the kitchen table and work on theirs. $19.99
For your more subtle potion drinking needs. You’re out of red potions so you reach in for your secret weapon – a little liquid courage. Enough to get the blood flowing, but not enough that we’ll need to call a cab to get you home like after a night out with the Gorons. $19.99
We know where to find the T-51 Power Armor: right here. Be the envy of the entire Commonwealth with this ThinkGeek exclusive. From ThreeZero, this figure with over 35 points of articulation is just like their T-45 and T-60 Power Armor Figures, except, well, it’s the T-51, so it’s superior. $374.99
We know where to find the T-51 Power Armor: right here. Be the envy of the entire Commonwealth with this ThinkGeek exclusive. From ThreeZero, this figure with over 35 points of articulation is just like their T-45 and T-60 Power Armor Figures, except, well, it’s the T-51, so it’s superior. $374.99
Take to the high seas. You’ll be happy to know that once you complete this puzzle you won’t have to fight a final boss. Which is great, by the way, since we’re not nearly as good at fighting as Link. We’d probably just invite the boss over for tea instead. $10.99
Order up! This jigsaw puzzle should keep both them and you busy. It features the Belchers in front of the Bob’s Burgers storefront. The store next door is The Jig is Up, a jigsaw puzzle store. We’re not saying it’s unsolvable, but it’s probably unsolvable. $10.99
Round 1 – Fight! Street Fighter II had imagery that stuck with us throughout the years. It stuck with us so much, in fact, that we made pins about it so we could quite literally stick them on ourselves. $29.99
Nom nom nom. Surprise! Now you can have this lil’ guy jump out at your friends and family. Hopefully they won’t try jumping on you afterwards. $19.99
This is what happens when you don’t get your booster shot. Take some of your favorite tunes from the game with you outside the Dark Zone. A double LP that is almost so good you might consider going rogue to get it. $34.99
Sand Rover. Take long walks along the beach wrapped in this AT-AT Sun Walk Scarf. This peach and green diaphanous scarf looks great with your daily wardrobe, but we’re saving ours to wrap around our bikini bottoms. $19.99