Enter the dragon. This dragon puts off a pretty bright light, and the LED has a 100k hour lifespan. With a 1 hour auto-shutoff function, that means it’ll last longer than we will, flipping it on once a day. Let this little dragon light up your tiny corner of the world. $14.99

Cute as a bug’s ear. This set consists of one golden bloom stud earring, plus a second golden bloom stud that has a crystal extension up to an ear cuff. The cuff’s intended for your right ear. $69.99

Forget the Avatar state. All about the cute state now. Korra never faltered in her determination throughout the show. You could see it in her eyes. Not the glowing white eyes when she goes full on Avatar – we’re talking normal people eyes. You can’t see anything in the glowy eyes. $48.99

Fwee fwee fwee fwee fwee fweeeee. This fleece features the X-Files logo in white against a black background. It’s a fluffy fleece, perfect for curling up on the couch and streaming old episodes all day. Just not that one where the people drip that black stuff from their eyeballs. $9.99

Keep the sun (or suns) out of your eyes. When someone asks, “What’s that on your hat?” we suggest the following response: “Funny you should ask. Have you heard the good news about the Andromeda Initiative, friend?” $11.99

If it’s dangerous to go alone, how about if instead we just stay home? With an elastic waist and external grosgrain drawstring for comfort, these are super-cute and stylish, good for both adventuring and for staying around the house and letting somebody else rescue Hyrule this time. $14.99

You can’t use 100 omni-gel to solve this one. With traditional puzzles, there’s only one right answer, and this one promises in addition to take us out of that familiar Paragon/Renegade Shepard paradigm. Time to pick up the pieces and get to solving – both humanity’s problems and this puzzle! $7.99

Affirmative. Recreate the shot from the poster with this Aliens 30th Anniversary Ripley & Newt 7in Figure set. This is a repainted version of the Newt who was previously only available as an SDCC exclusive, and a figure of Ripley with a resculpted head. $44.99

Because you’re Link, not Zelda. The ultimate in video-game-themed underwear, this Legend of Zelda Sports Bra will convince you it’s dangerous to go alone. You should take it. $24.99

No amount of training will protect you from the sun in your eyes. This baseball cap should fit all adult human heads, but YMMV with respect to any alien races you might meet out there. A baseball cap isn’t a great first contact kind of gift anyhow, so that problem kind of sorts itself out. […]

Star stuff. We love our star stuff. So much so that we trapped an entire supernova in a plastic sphere. Okay, that isn’t true, but it looks pretty cool nonetheless. $39.99

*disapproving stare* Disapproval Meowchi shares a far more common expression of housecats: human, you’re doing it wrong. Disapproval Meowchi started out as an April Fool’s joke, but customer demand turned it into an actual product. Hmm… sounds vaguely familiar. $49.99

“She won’t discover that it’s him ’til chapter three!” Fill this Beauty and the Beast Stained Glass Journal with all your adventures – far off places, daring swordfights, magic spells, a prince in disguise, grocery shopping, whatever! Each time you open it, it will remind you of the enchanted life you lead. $9.99

As a specimen, yes, he’s in-tiiiiiimmmm-idating…. Each side has an image from the animated film: side A features Belle in her ballgown, and side B is an image of the Beast. It contains 10 tracks – all your favorites from the movie, including both the soundtrack and movie version of the theme song. $24.99

Can he make shorts from some thread? Pull on these Spider-Man Ladies’ Shorts and get ready to fight crime without the evil binding of that costume. With an elastic waist with external grosgrain drawstring for comfort, these are super-cute and stylish, sure to make Spidey Senses tingle! $14.99

So pretty you won’t want to send ’em! If any Disney animated movie should have book-shaped paraphernalia, it’s Beauty and the Beast, with Alice in Wonderland as a close second. But Belle’s song at the beginning puts it over the top for us. $24.99

Shark paint schemes! Get the shark mouth on your torso without having to have the power armor (awwww…) or get the magazine from Zeke’s nightstand with this hoodie. It’s a great way to express your Fallout fandom subtly. If a huge shark across your chest can be subtle. $59.99

Oh what a tangled web we weave when wearing a Spider-Man bra. The ultimate in comic-themed underwear, this Spider-Man Sports Bra will be sure to get somebody’s Spidey Senses tingling. $24.99

Jelly much? This desktop tank holds three faux jellyfish which “swim” around the tank. The tank houses 18 bright LEDs which let you set the mood. You can either have them blend softly from one color to the next, or stop on your favorite color. $99.99

The few. The proud. The N7. When you make it to the rank of N7 you get some perks that go along with it. Everything from a VIP bathroom to a nice pair of socks – this gig has it all. Totally worth the agonizing training regimen. $8.99