Unicorn is my spirit animal. We know you believe in unicorns. Where do you store all the evidence you’ve collected in your quest – the glitter-filled poop and rainbow mane hair? In a shoebox under your bed? That’s redonk. Store it in this custom-made case, which it rightly deserves. $9.99

To decorate your Korova milkbar. If you fancy a bit of the ultraviolence in your decor, we have two different tin signs for you to choose from. Select Knife (Alex wielding his knife) or the One Sheet (Alex undergoing the Ludovico treatment). $5.99

Spoiler alert: hero slays monster. This adaptation / translation is brought to life by Santiago García and David Rubin. It’s true to the original story. And it’s bloody. Very bloody. $29.99

With mogwai, comes much responsibility. With a great lunch box comes much responsibility. We aren’t talking a demonic Furby running loose kind of responsibility, but we do recommend giving it a good washing every now and again. $12.99

A tiny monument to avoidance. Celebrate CN’s enablement of your avoidance with these 16 little blind boxed figures. The figures include the eponymous Samurai Jack and Johnny Bravo, plus characters from Adventure Time, Dexter’s Laboratory, Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends, and more. $9.99

Deck of many things (well, really one thing, repeatedly). Display your love for the majestic mythical beasts with these I Love Unicorns Playing Cards. Each card has a purple back with an I <3 Unicorns design that involves a unicorn rampant in front of a rainbow. $5.99

I’m a ghost with the most, babe. Do Not Enter is the nice way of saying don’t mess with the Beetlejuice. Things can go awry VERY quickly when someone happens to say his name three times. Like, full on dead guy marrying type of awry. $5.99

Chuga-chuga. Charlie Choo Choo is a book about a train and its engineer. What makes the train so special? Charlie is alive! Read about the bond formed between a man and his train. Bonus, the train looks strangely demonic. We love everything about it. $14.99

It’s showtime. We’re all about having entertaining company in our homes, but Beetlejuice might cross the line just a little bit. Hopefully if he is just confined to some playing cards he might be a little more tame. No promises. $5.99

Viddy well, little Brother. Viddy well. This simple orange design with Alex’s bowler and eye and the movie title is understated – something the movie could never be accused of. Right right? $9.99

“What would a computer do with a lifetime supply of chocolate?” Proudly hang your own universal pass to the best thing ever on your wall with this Willy Wonka Golden Ticket Tin Sign. At this size, you could carry it in a binder and present it to folks when you want to get into someplace […]

You lose! GOOD DAY, SIR! One poker-sized deck celebrating the classic Willy Wonka movie coming right up! 52 cards with 52 with images from the original film. Note: you might get snacky playing with these cards. Just don’t eat any experimental candy. $5.99

I’ll get you, my pretty. And your little cards, too! Come on, even the scarecrow knows getting a collector’s set like this is a no-brainer. The cards feature completely custom illustrations that even an all-powerful wizard like yourself is bound to love. $19.99

We have a perfect puzzle for you. When you’re deep in a puzzle, it’s like you’re in another world. Puzzles can transport you to a world of pure imagination, much like that Golden Ticket did if you were a kid in the 70s or 80s. $15.99

#winning Everybody gets seven cards with different hashtags on them. A judge (a job which rotates around the table) flips over a card from the image deck, and everyone attempts to apply the funniest/best hashtag from their hand to it. $19.99

I am vengeance! I am the night! I am… a card game! It might have been easier if this was Christian Bale’s Batman in disguise. All of a sudden the Joker has an incredibly deep and raspy voice for no apparent reason? Yeah, nothing out of the ordinary there. $19.99

Have your heart set on it. This shirt is like an instructional aide. “This is where the heart is located.” Except it’s more centered. And it’s a lot bigger. Okay. So it’s not so much an educational aide as like maybe a Yelp guide. “Heart around here. YMMV.” $24.99

The strong, unsilent type. The round keycaps are laser-etched, plus the switches beneath are rated at 70 million keystrokes so this keyboard is going to last a long time. Kailh White switches are the closest to the feel of a classic manual typewriter with an audible click. $129.99

Trust the force Look, we know there might have been some disagreements in the past – maybe killing, like, basically every single Jedi wasn’t the best PR move, but we think it’s time to mend that bridge. We just want to hug it out. Bring it in. Right here. $9.99

A feast fit for a warchief. With everything from Cherry Grog to Dragonbreath Chili, this cookbook will keep all of your hungry patrons satisfied. We do recommend a generous amount of napkins, though. $34.99