I attack the darkness! The Fenix LD02 LED EDC Flashlight comes in at just 3 inches long, but provides 100 lumens for 45 minutes (or 8 lumens for half a day) on a single AAA battery. It’s the perfect little light to stash in your pocket, purse, or backpack and take wherever you $29.99

Distribution for proper scientific efficiency. Made from pewter and brass, this ring is an authentic reproduction of Dr. Von Rosenstein’s indispensable key to the induction matrix. Without it, an induction matrix is useless. $29.99

Understated elegance. The Zero Tolerance ZT 0220 Jens Anso Collaboration features an understated stonewashed modified drop-point blade with a bead-blasted titanium handle. You almost wouldn’t even know it was there if it wasn’t for the orange anodized aluminum backspacer. $227.99

Help a dragon out. An eternal dragon curls around a mesmerizing sparkling crystal. Surely this couldn’t be a trap!? $34.99

The best of two worlds of steel. The permanently-joined composite blade gives you the best of two worlds of steel: high performance and a durable blade that really holds an edge. And it just looks cool! SpeedSafe-assisted opening, frame lock, tip-lock slider, and reversible pocket clip. $99.99 – $103.99

One light to rule them all. Instead of having a half a dozen different flashlights, why not have just one flashlight for every situation? That one flashlight? It’s the Fenix LD22G2 LED Tactical Flashlight. $54.99

Metallic dragon. Starchaser Ring is an English pewter ring sculpted like a dragon that wraps around your finger. As such, it adjusts to a certain extent to fit your exact needs, hence the size ranges. $29.99

Small, but mighty! Big things come in small packages, but how do you open all those small packages? At just under 3 inches when close, the Kershaw Chive is the perfect little knife for all sorts of cutting tasks. SpeedSafe opening, pocket clip, tip-lock slider. $55.99

That’s no moon. Get a mirror that’s a reflection of who you are on the inside – a Star Wars fan. This Star Wars Death Star Mirror Set includes one large mirror shaped like the Death Star flanked by 5 smaller mirrors, 4 TIE Fighters + 1 TIE Advanced x1. $49.99

King’s honor, friend. Show those disgusting, uncultured savages in the Horde that they’re beneath you. Proudly display your faction allegiance and look stylish in the process! $29.99

All together now. A heart pierced with a sword forms a single pendant that separates into two. The heart hangs from a satin ribbon. The sword hangs from a black chain. One pendant for you. One pendant for whomever has conquered your heart. $54.99

Rich, warm sound from your digital sources. It’s a headphone amp and a digital-to-analog converter, in one! Get the warm rich sound of vacuum tubes, with USB support for PC, Mac, and Android. $249.99

Don’t meep this at home Originally, we were planning to release this shirt with the debut our new line of exploding apparel, but we’re going to hold off until next April. $19.99

Carry an Uzi with you everywhere These Uzi Tactical Bolt-Action Pens are the tools for defending yourself and writing about your adventures doing it. $32.99

He is the very model of a vacationing Salarian! This adorable Mordin design by Chicinlicin was our pick in the WeLoveFine Mass Effect Design Contest, so you can only get it here at ThinkGeek! $19.99

A medley of steampunk and DIY hacker! With an open case design and removable tube, the Bravo Audio V2 headphone amplifier is the perfect entry-point to rich, natural tube amplifier sound. DIY-types may even want to try their hand at some tube rolling! $67.99

It’s-a Me, Monopoly! Monopoly has gone 8-bit and taken over the Mushroom Kingdom! Classic Monopoly with a host of Super Mario Bros twists. Choose your token: Mario, Luigi, Princess Peach, Toad, Super Mushroom, or 1-Up Mushroom. $44.99

“I am your father.” How much would you pay for a pin with Darth Vader as #1 dad? $9.99? $14.99? But wait… there’s more! No, actually, there isn’t. Except for the fact that it’s FREE with $30 Star Wars purchase. $14.99

Tubular audio, dudes! Ride the audio waves! Sweet little tube amplifier designed to deliver warm, natural sound over high-impedance headphones, encased in a beautiful blue aluminum shell. It’s a pure Class A tube amp; no integrated-circuit op-amps in here. Eat it, transistors! $119.99

The next generation. Literally. Dress your next generation of Star Trek fans in these Star Trek TNG Uniform Toddler Tee. Be dressed to boldly go where no toddler has gone before. $16.99