Triple standard. Five feet long, these Game of Thrones Tournament House Banners come in just about as tall as Arya. Choose Lannister, Stark, or Targaryen. Each single-sided design includes both the house sigil and words. $19.99
A grilling implement for a more civilized age. Wield your own Star Wars Lightsaber BBQ Tongs. Modelled on Darth Vader’s lightsaber, these almost 2 ft. long tongs have a heat-resistant plastic handle. A button on the side provides classic sound effects you’ll flip (burgers) for. $29.99
Samurai meets Sandtrooper. Must Provide Information Here (please type over this text). $89.99
Kessel Runway fashion. Incorporate more bravado into your closet with this Millennium Falcon Maxi Skirt. The design’s printed on a sheer layer of fabric over a white gauzy built-in slip, and it has a comfortable 2 1/2″ tall covered elastic waistband. $39.99
Hide the secret ingredient for your Death Star cookies in these R2 units! Keep your secret ingredients safe from the Empire with this set of three astromech droid kitchen tins! Coffee, tea, sugar, flour, evaporated blue milk, or even kitchen utensils – these little guys can hold it all. $39.99
Alderaan. Never forget. Choose to fly R2-D2, the Death Star, Luke’s X-Wing, or Han’s Millennium Falcon (hey, he won it fair and square) with these Star Wars Kites. $39.99
Coffee, tea, or bead? Zinc alloy Cup with Saucer dangle charm bead. $14.99
Holography and Star Wars just go together. The tricky bit about the Star Wars Holographic Metallic Tattoos? Choosing one from the over 30 options on the sheet! Okay. Pick one. Cut it out. Peel, stick, wet, and 30 seconds later you’re done. $9.99
Perfect if you’re having a hard time committing to a side. The nice thing about these Star Wars Metallic Tattoos is that they’re temporary. Wet, stick, and 30 seconds later you’ve chosen a side. A good scrub with some baby oil, and 30 more seconds, and you’ve switched sides. $19.99
Oswald Cobblepot. Be sure to keep clear of any umbrellas you might encounter, Batman! $19.99
Oswald Cobblepot. Be sure to keep clear of any umbrellas you might encounter, Batman! $19.99
We’ll need to see some ID. Blue leather cording on this bracelet holds a metal plate engraved with “Time Lord” that has a character from Gallifreyan script before it. It closes with a lobster clasp, and will fit up to an 8 1/4″ wrist. $9.99
Training to hang with Bruce Wayne. Ghosted Batman logo printed on a heather grey 60% cotton / 25% polyester / 15% rayon ladies’ muscle tank top. $24.99
“I have an army.” “We have a Hulk.” Wear a shirt that glorifies all the great characteristics about everybody’s favorite Green Goliath. $19.99
What makes you a wonder woman? “Of all people, you know who I am… who the world needs me to be. I’m Wonder Woman.” – Infinite Crisis #1 $24.99
Efficient soldier & savvy businessman. You sensed he was following you. You knew that there was a price on your head. You thought you could outsmart him. Well, think again, because he’s on this shirt and he sees you through your monitor and is sending assassin droids to your very desk now. $19.99
Guaranteed not to spill or leak. Zinc alloy Coffee Travel Mug with Lid dangle charm bead. $14.99
Bullseye. KFC keeps substituting new people as Colonel Sanders. We’re going to suggest Matt Murdock goes in with a beard next so he can tell us what’s in those 11 secret herbs and spices. $19.99
I’ve got red in my ledger. No superpowers. Wears a lot of black. Sports a stylin’ utility belt. No, we’re not talking about Batman, but good guess. She’s Natasha Romanova, and don’t you forget it. $19.99
Eat your heart out, today’s videogamers. We can imagine this classic video game today as a mashup of Ghost Hunters and Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern or maybe My Strange Addiction. $19.99