Apocalypse-proof. A Titan cable is distinctive and attractive. The steel wrapping makes the cord durable, tangle-resistant, and totally unique. How durable? They took a chainsaw to it. It stopped the chainsaw. $24.99 – $29.99
Yup, THAT kind of church key. The latest in ThinkGeek’s life-long tradition of sticking a bottle opener on everything. This one’s made from aircraft-quality anodized aluminum with a stainless steel blade, because we just love being prepared for everything. $23.99
Wear your heart on your sleeve^H^H^H^H^H^H chest. Press Fire to start. $19.99
Old habits die hard. A pair of glittery twenty-sided dice which flash blue when you roll a 20! $19.99
Choose your side. This shirt is a cool way to show that you’re divided on the whole Captain America vs. Iron Man thing. $19.99
Dive! Considering all the flowers DO things except for the ones you trade for other things, it’d be crazy to plant a garden in Hyrule. You’d be walking down a path and accidentally detonate a whole bed of flowers. $24.99
Nature, red in tooth and claw. If you don’t want to carry a bunch of knives, this G4 Claw Tactical Rescue Knife is the sort of thing you want. It combines a blade, a serrated edge, and a gut hook all in one compact, full-tang piece. $29.99
Born to ride. This shirt’s a flyer for Captain America’s Ride for Freedom to Stop Crime. The tour promises a high octane cross country adventure. Sequentially according to their bullets, but we can assume some concurrency as well. $19.99
Who’s your hero? Hrm. So where’s Scarlet Witch? We’re thinking maybe she changed the probability of her appearance on this shirt. $19.99
We have cookies, too, you know. With this R2-D2 Oven Mitt firmly on your hand, Artoo will be there to protect your delicate human fingers. $11.99
Time to reflect. Are you on Team Iron Man or Team Captain America? Or a little of both? $19.99
Thank you, Mario, but our princess rescued herself. You know what? We don’t need no stinkin’ knight in shining armor, thankyouverymuch. Yeah, sure there’s a dragon, and the villain is over there in the corner explaining his evil plan, but I promise. We’ve got this entire situation under control. $19.99
Rule the Empire one meal at a time. The spice must… no wait. Wrong franchise. The Dark Lord of Spice compels you! $14.99
What Cap wears on casual Friday. If you’re super old-school like Cap, this probably looks suspiciously like an undergarment to you. But it’s not! We promise! $19.99
Power up your workouts with powerups! We know the words aren’t quite right, but now we’re hearing the theme from Super Mario as if played by Daft Punk. $24.99
A blade with a little vroom-vroom in it. BG42 ball bearing stainless steel blade, with a design inspired by open-wheel race cars. Provide your own vroom-vroom sound effects. $49.99
A blade with a little vroom-vroom in it. BG42 ball bearing stainless steel blade, with a design inspired by open-wheel race cars. Provide your own vroom-vroom sound effects. $49.99
Your own portable espresso maker. Zinc alloy Espresso Maker dangle charm bead. $14.99
Your own portable espresso maker. Zinc alloy Espresso Maker dangle charm bead. $14.99
Bucket of bolts and chocolate chips! Wait, this droid is full of what now? Cookies?!? No, no… this definitely IS the droid we’re looking for! $29.99