In our experiences, top ten lists normally have two flaws: they’re poorly formatted for quick reading and they are normally wrong. Just check all the comments of any top ten list, and you’ll see lots of other folks think the list is wrong, too. With our TL;DR Top Ten Lists, we’re going to fix both […]
Come on, admit it. You’re the smartest person you know. Of course you don’t *actually* have to be a genius to wear this shirt. Little Johnny could have the IQ of a grapefruit and still have enough neurons to purchase this fine garment. Sure little Johnny might think an asymptote is a swear word… $14.99
Tooling around. The IN1 includes 8 frequently-used tools: a blue ballpoint pen, a red ballpoint pen, a Phillips-head screwdriver, a flat-head screwdriver, a nail file, tweezers, a pair of scissors, and a toothpick. A handful of tools which can solve little problems. $44.99
Pacs more punch (16 oz., specifically). It’s always good to have this Pac-Man Carnival Cup close at hand, filled with whatever liquid refreshment is your beverage of choice. Which is probably no longer Tab or Orange Julius or Five Alive or any of the fine beverages of the Pac-Man era. $9.99
Brought to you by the letter “L.” These Legion Flight Rings are emblematic of everything the Legion of Super-Heroes stands for. Here’s your ring and best of luck to you. We’ve got to go; we’re late for roll call…. $24.99
Do the robot! This book is for kids of all ages who want to learn binary or just like animated robots. It’ll teach your little people (or bigger ones, too) how to count to ten in binary, because we’re all about starting them early. $14.99
Never mind food; you can’t live without this “Shoot me again? You best pray I’m dead.” – Daryl to Andrea, “Secrets” $19.99
Your baby’s super in our book Instead of worrying about the tights and the tiara and the utility belt, just put on this diaper cover, complete with cape, in your choice of Batman or Superman. $9.99
From a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint It’s time for a fancy-schmancy timey-wimey TARDISSY-WARDISSY shirt! You’ll get those infamous words in the shape of the TARDIS herself. $19.99
The Day Without Fusion is Coming We love fusion. It not only provides glorious sunshine, but the process also creates plasma, which is fun to play with. Plus, it’s much safer than its sibling, fission, produces less waste, and the isotopes it does produce are less annoying. Go fusion! $14.99
Memorabilia and stories from a galaxy far, far away! A guidebook to some of the best and weirdest Star Wars collectibles of all time – written by the guy who has the largest private collection of Star Wars memorabilia in the world. $34.99
… and all I got was this stupid t-shirt “How we deal with death is at least as important as how we deal with life, wouldn’t you say?” $19.99