JUST HOLD ON FOR A FEW SECONDS Be sure to catch the PBR (Professional Bantha Riders) Tour, coming soon to an outpost near you. If you can’t make it out to a venue, the Built Incom Tough Series will also be available via satellite broadcast. Contact your local provider for details. $19.99
ANOTHER ZELDA PUZZLE, BUT NOT THE KIND YOU’RE THINKING Put together a gorgeous, antique-looking map of Hyrule, complete with Hylian lettering.
It’s good enough for me If Cookie Monster originated the “om nom nom” sound behind the Internet phenomenon, does that make him the ON (Original Nomster)? $19.99
Her Royal Badness When you say, “Pardon me, Your Highness,” you’d better mean it. $19.99
Join now! The Nova Corps needs YOU! In exchange for your service, you’ll get access to the Nova Force, comprehensive medical and dental, and a super keen membership card! Plus, you get to hang out with John C. Reilly! $19.99
THE DEALS YOU’RE LOOKING FOR! Old Ben knows lightsabers backwards and forwards. Inside and outside. He’ll fix ’em and sell ’em at really fair prices. Heck, he might even give you a private lesson in how to use ’em! $19.99
THE DEALS YOU’RE LOOKING FOR! Old Ben knows lightsabers backwards and forwards. Inside and outside. He’ll fix ’em and sell ’em at really fair prices. Heck, he might even give you a private lesson in how to use ’em! $19.99
THE DEALS YOU’RE LOOKING FOR! Old Ben knows lightsabers backwards and forwards. Inside and outside. He’ll fix ’em and sell ’em at really fair prices. Heck, he might even give you a private lesson in how to use ’em! $19.99
A grilling implement for a more civilized age. Wield your own Star Wars Lightsaber BBQ Tongs. Modelled on Darth Vaders lightsaber circa Episode IV, these almost 2 ft. long tongs have a heat-resistant plastic handle. A button on the side provides classic sound effects you’ll flip (burgers) for. $34.99
A grilling implement for a more civilized age. Wield your own Star Wars Lightsaber BBQ Tongs. Modelled on Darth Vaders lightsaber circa Episode IV, these almost 2 ft. long tongs have a heat-resistant plastic handle. A button on the side provides classic sound effects you’ll flip (burgers) for. $34.99
A grilling implement for a more civilized age. Wield your own Star Wars Lightsaber BBQ Tongs. Modelled on Darth Vaders lightsaber circa Episode IV, these almost 2 ft. long tongs have a heat-resistant plastic handle. A button on the side provides classic sound effects you’ll flip (burgers) for. $34.99
TRAVEL IN STYLE This shirt gives you a top down and a side view of a bunch of different vehicles from Star Wars. Sort of like their mug shots. $19.99
A new guardian for your garden! Unlike your traditional garden gnome, Beardo wields a sword in one hand and a d20 at his feet, and he’s giving the Vulcan salute with the other hand. Pretty sure the gnomes we saw at Home Depot don’t do that. $17.99
Build your own tiny arcade cabinet with built-in MAME emulator! Relive those heady days in a smoke-filled arcade by making your own wee arcade cabinet with your own two hands! $159.99
Why IS a raven like a writing-desk? The effects of mercury poisoning seen in the Mad Hatter in Alice in Wonderland is actually properly called “erethism.” It’s characterized by irritability, low self-confidence, depression, apathy, and shyness.” We can almost feel the hypochondria. $14.99
Quantum superPAWsition, anybody? These earrings feature little zinc cat charms, one live and one dead (or are they?). They feature french-hook style backs with rubber stoppers, and dangle around 2″ from your piercing hole. $19.99
STORYBOARDS FROM A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY. For the first time, Lucasfilm has opened its Archives to present the complete storyboards for the original Star Wars and prequel trilogies. See the storyboards for Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back, and Return of the Jedi plus the storyboards for Episode $39.99 – $69.99
WRONGFUL EXTERMINATION Have you been wrongfully exterminated? Know your legal rights! Contact an intergalactic human rights lawyer for advice and representation. $19.99
If wishes were seahorses… These seahorse necklaces literally let you take a piece of the beach home with you. $9.99
You asked for it. We listened! It’s finally here! The first thing you’ll notice is that the Backpack of Holding is an inch or two bigger all directions than your typical JanSport-style backpack. The top flap is part of the bag, which means you can unfold it to get another half a foot of height […]