Safety goggles highly recommended before looking directly into the awesome. Four-poster (like a bed, which makes it sexy) set includes: Dr. Horrible – It’s a Brand New Day, Captain Hammer – This Is Not the Hammer, Penny – Here’s the Story of a Girl, and Bad Horse – Thoroughbred of Sin. $29.99
Ride the rails of the sky. Does it work? If you have floating cities and a full sky-line system set up, yes. Otherwise, it’s a really lovely prop replica. $69.99
One, two, three… THROW! This set of posters ensures you’ll never forget what beats what in this expanded, at least 20% more awesome version of roshambo. $29.99
Standard Starfleet issue These Star Trek panties come in a package of three, so you’ll have one each of Command Gold, Operations Red, and Science Blue. The Starfleet insignia is on your left hip. Soft, comfortable, and Starfleet-approved. $29.99
Vworp vworp vwow! In Australia where they originated, apparently Ugg-style boots are generally worn as slippers. That’s what Wikipedia tells us, at least. Which makes these TARDIS Boot Slippers perfect, since they’re slippers masquerading as boots. $49.99
What do you get your girlfriend for Valentine’s Day? THIS. We’re taking all the guesswork out of Valentine’s Day. The Bundle of Lurve 2.0 contains a plant, a flower, and a mug with a pixelated heart on it. Perfect for any geek girl! $24.99
The perfect geeky housewarming or wedding gift for Star Wars fans. Intergalactic travelers understand the importance of a good towel. $19.99
It is sewn. We cannot see Drogo asking his khalasar to carry these across the plains for him and his lady, so we have to assume they were stolen from the Hilton Vaes Dothrak. Although, if they’re carrying a big copper tub…. $49.99
‘I love you.’ To be clear, that’s Leia talking in the quotes up there, not us here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ. We love you, too, but not in the same way Leia loves Han. That’d just be weird. $21.99
Star Light, Star Bright Whether you call it the Dipper, the Plough, or just Valacirca, you can make it so that these stars shine from even closer than their scant 80 light years away. These tiny white topaz can deliver the sparkle of Polaris, Dubhe, and Phecda right to you. $24.99
A good scientist knows the safest way to store their ethanol Ethanol’s effects on the human brain are well documented, but may require additional experimentation. $29.99
Shipboard chronometer. This Enterprise Projection Alarm Clock will ensure you’re on time. It projects big red numbers on your wall or ceiling (along with AM or PM, since it’s hard to tell in space or when you’ve been hitting the scotch with Scotty a bit too hard). $49.99