Pick your tiny superhero. If you could take one minifig-sized superhero with you wherever you went who would you want? $11.99
High Four! Presumably this shirt works best if you wear it under a lab coat. $19.99
Smells like surplus. Styled after the knives carried by United States Marines in WWII, this US 1942 Leatherneck Series will take you back, too. With stacked leather handles, these knives feel good in hand, and look snazzy with their non-reflective anodized black coating. $19.99 – $24.99
Akatsuki, assemble! Being in the world domination business ourselves, we here at ThinkGeek have to give the Akatsuki from the Naruto franchise props for their dedication and their sweet uniforms. $19.99
‘I have the power!’ Yeah, thanks, He-man. We’ll take it from here. Just plug in this 5 Amp AC to 12V DC Power Adapter and you can suddenly use your vehicle accessories at home or the office. It converts any A/C wall outlet into a 12 Volt DC cigarette lighter receptacle. $19.99
Secure the planet. 2161 could be a good year to have a solid Homeland Security program in place that looks beyond Earth itself. Just remember if you sign up to do your civic duty not to wear a red shirt. $7.99
Deep space laborers wanted. This is an ACTUAL work shirt, which makes it extra special and means it should last you for a long time. Through at least two space stations. $39.99
Make the best “prepare to die” reason and win, in this crazy Princess Bride card game. It’s time for funny matches. Who you are changes, as does what you will do. “Hello, my name is Margaret Thatcher. You shot my sheriff. Prepare to die!” $29.99
Let there be light. Get light when you want it, where you want it with this Clip-On LED Work Light. Attach this lightweight convenient device to your glasses, book, or device and never be lost in the dark again. $3.99 – $9.99
Know what time it is? Time to clean up Gotham. We can imagine Alfred putting this watch on the nightstand of playboy millionaire Bruce Wayne, right next to his Wayne Foundation cuff links. $24.99
The best reason for ultrasound. Oh yay! You’re pregnant! Or somebody you know is! Number 1, congratulations. Number 2, you’re gonna need a new wardrobe for the next few months. $64.99 – $74.99
And you thought your download was long. Even if it’s just a zygote or blastocyst at this point, advertise your forthcoming family member with our Loading… Please Wait maternity shirts, text strategically placed for maximum exposure. $24.99
For the more literal-minded. Even if it’s just a zygote or blastocyst at this point, advertise your forthcoming family member with our Geek Inside maternity shirts, logo strategically placed for maximum exposure. $24.99
6 hearts – no waiting. Note: Companion Cube cannot cross placental barrier. Sorry. $24.99
Rise again. BEHOLD! Celebrate the victorious return of Valiant with one of these 7″ tall, squishy, super-deformed versions of X-O Manowar’s Aric, Bloodshot, and Faith “Zephyr” Herbert of Harbinger. (Or all 3. We won’t stop you.) $11.99 – $29.99
Make everyday April Fool’s Day. It doesn’t have to be April Fool’s day to pull a prank. With the Prank-Lopedia you will have plenty of good ideas to make each day the perfect day to pull a prank. This 224 page book illustrates tons of pranks you are sure to love. $11.99
Warning: pre-Code watches. Somehow, despite the fact that these two watches are made from covers that were pre-Comics Code Authority, they don’t exhibit lurid details or excessive violence. Unless you consider Superman giving a plane an uppercut excessive violence. $29.99
To complete your impossible cosplay. This frock coat is purple, because there’s no need to go traipsing across space and time in a boring color. Maybe not as vibrant as the Sixth Doctor, either. This is a nice compromise. $399.99
Our New Favorite Thing The rule of thumb: if it has these thumb things, it rules. $39.99
One snowclone, please! Black has so many things going for it. It’s simple. It’s elegant. It’s slimming. It goes with everything. $14.99