Sharpen your pencils in the nose hole in this ceramic update of an old favorite. Nose pencil sharpeners have been a staple of novelty stores for quite some time. But they just aren’t classy enough for you. BUT, this one is ceramic, so it is. $9.99

Little monster holds your little bits (paper clips, screws, small change) in its mouth. Mouths are normally only temporary holding receptacles. But sometimes, if the monster is right, they can be more permanent. Just like this one. It holds your paper clips and stuff. Because it can. $14.99

Not going down without a fight. Anybody found a rocket launcher in the tar pits? Anybody? $11.24

Shh… it’s a secrid! Secrid Slim Wallet is like a safety deposit box built into your wallet. This unique design holds up to 6 credit cards in a small aluminum case. While in there the cards’ RFID chips are protected. When you need them, just click and they slowly slide out. $79.99

Your guest can say cheese while he pees. The toilet is one of the last places anyone wants to bring a camera. Instead, bring in this Pollaroll Toilet Paper Holder. A fun take on the Polaroid camera, this holder dispenses toilet paper as if it were instant film! $26.99

Your media server is here. Quad core. QWERTY keyboard. What more do you want? $179.99

The screens on tablets just keep getting bigger. The Gemini works off of the Android OS, letting you install any Android app on your TV set. $99.99

Maybe not nine things, but a lot. Ensmallify your device’s support retinue. The Hydra, which looks like a battery backup, is that and more. It’s also a charger and a personal private router for public Wi-Fi settings. $129.99

We just wanna race the Stig. Some say the only reason we’re getting an Xbox One is so we can race the Stig. $119.99

It’s RED vs. BLU – this time on the battlefield known as a chessboard. Hats are swappable, creating unique hybrid playing pieces. Team Fortress 2 has now invaded the sacred game of chess. It’s turned it on its head. Actually, it hasn’t – it’s just added something to its head: HATS! The hats of these […]

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na BAT SOCKS! Kids know that, if you have to wear socks, they should be awesome, and these Batman socks for toddlers are a perfect present for the tiny crime fighters in your life. Practical, mysterious, and comfortable, just like the Batmobile. $11.74 – $14.99

Fashion that’s out of this world. Time to suit up. Whether you need to go to the moon, or just down the hall to accounting, do it in style with this Astronaut Costume Hoodie. $52.49

Live Long and Foster. This adorable Spock dog costume comes with bowl cut and Vulcan ears already sewn right into the hood of this blue pullover hoodie. $39.99

He’s dead, Jim. This red shirt dog toy from TOS has a squeaker in his head and crinkly fabric in his body so he’s more fun for your dog to play with and so his death scene is more dramatic. $14.99

Revenge is a dish best served with a squeaky toy. A Klingon Plush Dog Chew Toy makes so much sense. They just make you wanna bite ’em and shake your head until all their stuffing comes out. $14.99

I’m a doctor, not a dogwalker. The hardest part of selecting a collar for Fido is deciding which division your canine belongs to. $9.99

I’m a doctor, not a dogwalker. The hardest part of selecting a leash for Fido is deciding which division your canine belongs to. $14.99

To boldly go where no dog has gone before. This ST:TOS communicator flips open to reveal a bag dispenser. The half that contains bags zips closed with a pull that reads “To Boldly Go,” and it has a leash clip on one end. $19.99

He fights! He shoots! He wants to eat your brains! Fight for control of your own remote control robot against the zombies that have already possessed its robot body! WowWee zombie can fight you or other robot toys and includes a dart launcher and remote control capability! $64.99

Plunger not included. Sometimes you just gotta be the villain. This is one of those times. $33.74