Five different Super Mario candies (2 of each) for you to eat and power up with. Mario has all sorts of power ups. Some make him throw fire, some make him bigger, but it’s a little known fact that they all taste terrible. So, he eats these candies to improve his breath. True story. $39.99
Five different Hello Kitty candies (2 of each) for you to eat and enjoy. We love Hello Kitty. And we love candy. So, of course we love Hello Kitty Candy. And now you can get a taste of 5 different candies with this awesomely kitty-rific candy pack! $39.99
The Chuck Norris of numbers! We’d like to see a numbers geek-off between Sheldon and a rabid fan of Douglas Adams. We’d even suggest Stuart or Kripke as the rabid fan. Get on it, Big Bang Theory writers. $14.99
A red hot sweatshirt to warm you up even more than Sriracha can. You know you are HOT, and not regular old hot, but SRIRACHA HOT. Now everyone else will know it, too. $44.99
Choose your house wisely. Winter is coming. Members of House Targaryen think their dragons will keep them warm, but House Stark knows everyone needs all the extra warmth they can get when winter is coming. These Game of Thrones blankets will keep you bundled up warm at night. $19.99
Have You Hugged a Creeper Today? Haven’t you always thought Enderman with those big long arms just needed a hug? After all, he’s always bringing you those presents! $14.99
Great moments from Starfleet history. Fourteen beautifully-rendered, all-new paintings and digital illustrations feature all the action and painstaking detail for which these fan-favorite conceptual artists have become famous within the Star Trek community. $14.99
The Internet. You’d think it’d be bigger. $20.99
Well, if it’s okay with the Hawk… The Internet. You’d think it’d be bigger. $19.99 – $21.99
Rick and his crew don’t get to take a hot shower often, but when they do, they climb into one of these plush robes after. Are you about to take part in an all weekend, non-stop, watch-till-your-butt-hurts-and-your-eyes-bleed marathon of The Walking Dead? Then you’d better get comfortable. $69.99
Because not all USB ports were created equal. Knowledge is power, but doing something with the knowledge is what counts. $14.99 – $24.99
Send more Chuck Berry. Voyager Golden Record Sleeves explain in the language of science and math what we’re all about, which is a pretty neat way to introduce yourself. $189.99
And try not to talk. Talking uses up air. Hoodies are great for adding one more level of insulation when it’s chilly. $49.99 – $51.99
Have yourself a scary, little Christmas. Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeer are craving all the brains! $12.99
Where’d she get the milk? It’s good to have a hobby, especially if you’re split into a million little pieces, each of which needs something to do. $21.99
Not a work of fiction? Happiness comes in all colors of the rainbow, but mostly grey and black. $14.99
Live Life with Blue Sun! You know what we think? You need this shirt. You know how we know? Because you are So Very Pretty. You are just too pretty to go without this shirt for one more day. $34.99
In space, no one can hear you snuggle. Our most popular plush are all things that can kill you: Cthulhu, giant microbes, zombies. So it seems only right that we add a few characters from the Aliens franchise to the lineup. $29.99
Queen takes Bishop. This would be the perfect toy for Newt, but don’t hold that against it. $19.99
Robot Roll Call: Bero! In the 50s, folks who programmed robots to do their bidding were generally mad scientists. Now they’re anyone and everyone. $149.99