Who’s your Player 2? Just don’t fly kites in the house. That’s strictly verboten. $29.99

Lights, Camera, Action. Remember there’s always madness. Madness is the emergency exit. $129.99

Because it’s not enough to worship the sacred bacon. You must also understand it. Dream about bacon on the days you can’t eat it with this 2014 I Love Bacon Wall Calendar featuring fun bacon-filled recipes, facts, and glorious photos. $9.99

May the Earth’s rotational force be with you. Experience the epic saga of Star Wars with memorable characters from each film. (And although the publisher says that, to us it looks like all the large, monthly images are taken from IV-VI. Hooray.) $14.99

Putting the fun in functional. With a built-in microphone, these Furry Plush Headphones bring new dimensions to your Facetime or Skype (or FPS gaming). Plus their plushy design means your ears will stay comfortable the whole time. $24.99

Earhoox are sure to have you hooked in no time. Earhoox will make you look at your earbuds in a whole new light. These soft, durable earbud attachments are designed to keep those buds in place during your active day. No more fiddling or adjusting. Just slip in your Earhoox and go. $7.99

Go, Team Venture! If you are a fan of the world’s best babysitter, then grab a set of these Venture Bros. Color Changing Brock Pint Glasses. The image of the glass changes from Regular Brock to Bloody Brock as the glass cools down and warms back up. $19.99

It has been decided in your favor. If you found a fortune-telling machine that you thought was predicting the future, what would you do? $19.99

Sprinkle non-bitter caffeine onto all your foods. Each sprinkle has about 33mg of caffeine. You’ve been waiting for this forever. With CaffeinAll, you’ll have the power to shake caffeine onto any food you want. Three sprinkles is more caffeine than an energy drink! Caffeinated french fries here we come. $19.99

A jar of delicious and HOT jelly. Jelly goes on many things, and it makes those things even better than they were sans jelly. Time to kick your jelly love up to a new level of pain with Ghost Pepper Jelly. Ghost peppers are one of the hottest peppers on the planet. And now you […]

The classic 8 queens puzzle in a pocket-sized form – with a twist. Place 8 queens on a board so they are all safe from each other: no queen shares the same vertical, horizontal, or diagonal with any other. It’s a tough brain teaser, and now you can take it with you! $9.99

The classic Monopoly game attacked by the undead of The Walking Dead. Monopoly is fun, but zombies make it even more fun. You’re not trying to build up properties in this version – you’re trying to fortify them. Succeed . . . or die. Based on the comic The Walking Dead. $39.99

A brilliant tome to help you organize and learn what to do in case of emergency. It can never hurt to be prepared. This organizer will help make sure you have all the info, all the pictures, and all the how to instructions you’d ever need in the case of emergency. You know, like if […]

Brew tea with science! This test-tube-shaped tea infuser brews loose-leaf tea cleanly and simply with a glass and wood design. Just pop open the top to add tea leaves and stir the cup using the wooden handle! It’s scientifically-proven to be delicious! $11.99

Likely crash and kill us all. “‘Cause they wouldn’t arrest me if we got boarded. I’m just the pilot. I could always say that I was flying the ship by accident.” $14.99

The familiar layout of this gaming controller will make your thumbs feel like they are home. This Pixel Art USB Classic Gaming Controller not only have a layout familiar to your hands but has a look familiar to your eyes. It works with PC or Mac. Just plug in and play. $19.99

You lookin’ at me? Does IHOP still make “funny face pancakes” for kids? Now you can serve em up with a side of “scary face eggs” or “hooty face eggs” depending on your mood. $9.99

Circuit Pretty. With these nail wraps, you can have crazy, fabulous nails in less time than it’d normally take to just do a plain ol’ color. $12.99

With these nail wraps, you can have crazy, fabulous nails in less time than it’d normally take to just do a plain ol’ color. $12.99

12 plastic pieces of bacon which link together for fun. A barrel of monkeys is a very classic game. Who knows how you play it, but it came with monkeys that could hold onto each other. Thus it is with the Bucket of Bacon. Link the strips for hours of mindless fun. $9.99