Like tools and ethanol? We can help! If there was some horrible Brundlefly accident twixt a bartender’s tools and a simple toolbox, hammers and bottle openers would combine. Screwdrivers and corkscrews would intertwine. Two universes collide into something greater than the sum of its parts! $29.99
Gravity + Curiosity + Distracted Hands + Expensive Gadget = New Paperweight We made this shirt for toddlers, and then y’all demanded we make it for adults, too. Which seems only right since T-Shirt Girl put it up on our petri dish of t-shirt ideas because she needed one. $14.99
Style and sophistication The real connoisseur of whisky knows that a little chill on your alcohol is pleasant, but too much ruins it. Whisky stones chill your drink the proper amount for maximum flavor. Included in this set of elegantly tapered lowball glasses makes this set pe $64.99
A 10x or 15x magnification of the details, all at the tip of your finger. LensMag Magnetic attachment for iPhone 5 lets users take beautiful, close-up and detailed images with its 10x and 15x lenses. $9.99
Keep it handy in case you ever shrink your kids. The MicroMax lighted, pocket-size microscope lets you get 100x viewing power on all your favorite tiny objects. Now you can finally check out the paint detail on your collection of Micro Machines! $19.99
See all the rooms and machinery inside your favorite ship Get a slice of life of the U.S.S. Enterprise with this Star Trek Cutaway model by Diamond Select. This fully painted plastic model is sliced so you can see the inner workings of your favorite ship: all the pipes, machinery, workstations, and living quarte $174.99
Hello Kitty is ready to kick some butt on the streets Soft kitty, warm kitty, yes. Nice kitty? Maybe… or maybe she’ll kick your butt. Choose Ryu, Chun-Li, or M. Bison. $17.99
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We all get a little angry sometimes. We all get a little angry sometimes. And sometimes we can’t take action to improve our world, so the best option is to sit back and enjoy a delicious adult beverage. $4.99 – $9.99
Dead or alive, you’re cute as a button! The prime directives are to serve the public trust, protect the innocent, and uphold the law with this adowable wittle gun. $9.99
They can hear you. Smell you. They see you. How can something under 4″ tall be so terrifying? And by terrifying, we mean terrifyingly cute. $9.99
So deadly, and so wee! This figure from Funko Pop is on the gleeful side of the equation. How can you be terrified of something so adorable? And so wee? It almost makes you forget that he could kill you in an instant. $9.99
Keychain sized and meticulously detailed! Give absolutely stunning presentations as you shoot a red laser beam at your PowerPoint slides. Or you can do a mashup of Trek and Red Dwarf while amusing your very own ship’s Cat. Keychain sized and meticulously detailed! $34.99
First class, all the way. Oh the places you’ll go! There is fun to be done! There are points to be scored. There are tests to be won. And the magical things you can do with that gun will make you the winning-est winner, bar none. $19.99 – $21.99
No classic pranks in the kitchen, please Big Bang Theory fans will want to wear this Bazinga Apron while they’re grilling in the great outdoors or at the stove fixing everyone’s eggs. $19.99
Slave Leia cooks a mean tauntaun steak, medium rare. Don this beauty and you’ll be instantly transformed from neck to mid-thigh into Princess Leia wearing her most iconic costume. Spice up your kitchen! Make your summer BBQ even hotter! Or just point out to your hubby in a subtle way that he’s Jabba. $19.99
Costume apron turns grill master into Sith master Don’t be too proud. The ability to barbeque a brisket is insignificant next to the power of the Force. The Vader Apron is 100% cotton, machine washable, and fits all bodies from C3PO to Jabba the Hutt. $19.99
Ready for some classic office pranks? Ready for some classic office pranks? We know a few. Whatever you do, be sure to yell, “BAZINGA!” when it happens. Then you can drink your coffee out of your very own Bazinga Mug. $9.99
Ready for some classic office pranks? Ready for some classic office pranks? We know a few. Whatever you do, be sure to yell, “BAZINGA!” when it happens. Then you can drink your coffee out of your very own Bazinga Mug. $9.99
Ready for some classic office pranks? Ready for some classic office pranks? We know a few. Whatever you do, be sure to yell, “BAZINGA!” when it happens. Then you can drink your coffee out of your very own Bazinga Mug. $9.99