Four pint glasses featuring the houses Stark, Baratheon, Lannister, and Targaryen. Sometimes the only way to mourn the death of a favorite character is with a beer. (Then again, there are some character deaths we’ll toast for the opposite reason! We’re looking at you, [redacted]!) Four glasses in two sets. $19.99
The TARDIS appears when a cold beverage is added! This set of two pint glasses is sure to bring the magic to your next party (or quiet evening at home watching the BBC). Fill the glass with cold beer — or custard! — and the TARDIS and Doctor Who logo will turn bright TARDIS blue. […]
The gods only know what game Littlefinger is playing. You could turn King’s Landing upside down and not find a single man with a mockingbird sewn over his heart but that does not mean I am friendless.” – Littlefinger $14.99
A universal tool for the modern survivalist A 420 stainless steel head with hardcased coating mounted to the fiberglass reinforced nylon handle with heavy-duty bolts and a steel ferrule for stability. Side hammer checkering insures precise placement when pounding zombie skulls. $34.99
Viserion, Rhaegal and Drogon “I am Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, the Unburnt, Mother of Dragons, khaleesi to Drogos riders, and queen of the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros.” $21.99
Fiercely loyal “Ned always said that the man who passes the sentence should swing the blade, though he never took any joy in the duty. But I would, oh, yes.” – Catelyn (Tully) Stark, A Game of Thrones $19.99 – $20.99
Happy Pi Day! What better way to celebrate 3/14? With pie, of course! We had a pie competition at TG HQ today, and our monkeys went all out; we had savory pies filled with hot pockets to sweet pies covered in peanut butter cups.
On Tap. Don’t forget to tip your waitstaff. You can get your standard, run-of-the-mill, “hot” fusion, too, but the closest place that has it on tap is around 93 million miles away, so it’s not like you can just drop in. And the stuff in the can just isn’t the same. $17.99 – $19.99
Worst. Lag. Evar. The definition of Latency, from the OED: b. Computing. More fully latency time. The delay before a transfer of data begins following an instruction for its transfer, esp. to or from a rotating storage device.A rotating storage device! So adorable! $17.99 – $19.99
Things that make you go… In some situations, you can raise an eyebrow and ask, “srsly?” In others, you just have to flip a table and say, “DAFUQ?” This shirt is for those days. $17.99 – $19.99
Respiciunt Chemiae Bryan Cranston is the second actor in history to receive the Primetime Emmy for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series three years in a row. The first? Bill Cosby. $19.99 – $20.99
The original Dexter Fun fact: Dexter was voiced by Christine Cavanaugh, who also lent her talents to The Rugrats (Chuckie) and Babe (that’ll do, Pig. That’ll do.) $19.99 – $20.99
60.5 inches of sword for you, not them. The Massive Cosplay Titan Sword is over five feet of big bad sword with a whopping 45-inch blade. Click the switch to turn on the blue LEDs, and you’re ready to make a statement on the convention floor. $79.99
We all remember when we were first introduced to computers. You may type 100 WPM now, but remember when it was more like 1?! That seems like forever ago. There are those who haven’t had the opportunity to pick up these skills, and we want to help change that.
Keep your fresh chopped veggies off the floor! Slice and dice your ingredient on the raised bamboo surface, then use your knife to slide it directly into one of the drawers underneath. Pull out the drawers and dump your chopped ingredients directly into your pot or skillet. Bam! $39.99
Brew and go – french-press on the road! Delicious French press coffee or tea can be yours every day with the Bodum Stainless Steel Double Wall French Press Mug. This 15-ounce travel mug is also a single serving French press. Brew while you’re commuting! $29.99
You want a little bit more, hon? The Java Jr Mini Diner Creamer Carafe looks just like the classic carafe your diner waitress would use to top off your cup of joe. It’s the perfect size for a shot of espresso, but we recommend you use it for your choice of creamer. $13.99
Soft and snuggly TARDIS, exclusive to ThinkGeek This soft throw blanket features your favorite time and space traveling vehicle and will be sure to keep you snuggly warm while you wait for the Doctor. $24.99
Exclusive print of the TARDIS by Jeff Halsey Celebrate the longest-running science fiction TV show with his exclusive art print of the TARDIS by graphic designer Jeff Halsey. It’s the same size as a movie one-sheet (27″ x 40″) and printed on 100-pound, satin-finish paper. $19.99
Wield an iron sword in your left hand and a stone pickaxe in your right! Made of sturdy EVA foam, these collectibles are modeled directly from the in-game items. They won’t bash through solid rock or stab a cow, but they do look really cool and are lightweight enough to carry around wherever you go. […]