6 inch cube is full of love This Companion Cube Gift box is 6″ cubed and will fit lots of small trinkets for the person you love: maybe some candies, a small plush, DLC codes, y’know, whatever you want! It’s also the perfect size for love, so put some love in there too. $9.99
On January 8-11, 2013, we had the opportunity to attend CES – the International Consumer Electronics Show. Our Vice President of Geek Labs, Ty, and Undersecretary for the Ministry of Misinformation (a.k.a. PR), Steve, were in attendance. Needless to say, there was A LOT of incredible stuff to see!
A beautiful piece of art, which just happens to be one of our favorite molecules: caffeine! Taking the right amount of caffeine is an art form. And what better to celebrate our love of one of our favorite alkaloids than with a work of art. And, of course, we want you to have your own […]
Classic looking Valentine’s Day cards – each invaded by zombies. These are the Valentine’s Day cards to express your true feelings. When just drawing a heart on something isn’t enough, and you need the real thing, these cards are ready. Four deliciously morbid Valentine’s cards – each featuring the undead. $7.99
Sun-ripened chili and dark chocolate cocoa have a delicious baby! When you combine melt-in-your-mouth chocolate with tingles-your-happy-tastebuds sriracha sauce, you’ve got a recipe for true love… or at least greed, followed by lust, followed by gluttony. $7.99
Maple. Bacon. Chocolate. Form of sauce. You may be thinking… maple, bacon, chocolate… hmmm… is that gonna taste good? The answer is OMGYES. It hits every tastebud on your tongue with its sweet, salty, savory goodness. And it’s versatile, like bacon should be. $9.99
Roses die, give the magical gift of unicorns! This huge bouquet is just as impressive as anything you could get at a dead flower shop. It’s wrapped in bright purple paper and a blue bow and contains a gaggle of miniature plush unicorns on removable stems. $49.99
The perfect gift for your princess, plumber, or Player 2 The 8-Bit Rose sprouts from its 8-Bit pipe-vase and its bright red petals never wilt. Due to super-secret pipe-vase technology it never requires watering, either! It will bloom forever and ever, just like your 8-Bit love. $14.99
Is this a dagger which I see before me? Why, yes. Yes, it is. English pewter dagger with a red, faceted Swarovski crystal drop of blood ready to adorn your ear. $29.99
Tiny metallic dragon. We’ll just say right now that this little guy is never going to get any bonuses from Frightful Presence. $34.99
Formula for success. Sure, in the real world having the right answer is all that matters. But maybe if you show your work and it *doesn’t* turn out to solve to “i <3 u”, you can figure out why without a relationship counselor. $20.99 – $21.99
We require proof. Sure, in the real world having the right answer is all that matters. But maybe if you show your work and it *doesn’t* turn out to solve to “i <3 u”, you can figure out why without a relationship counselor. $17.99 – $19.99
The beloved and equally hated meme made real Be one of thousands of lonely individuals to purchase the Forever Alone Statue! Display it ironically, purposefully, or tearfully. Whatever the reason, it doesn’t matter because with the Forever Alone Statue, you’ll solidify your social situation! $39.99
One cool Cajun Rogue: Keep getting a static charge from your kisses! Gambit: Must be my electric personality. $19.99 – $21.99
Come here and give me a hug! Caldecott, Mississippi is supposedly a fictional place, but we think it just disappeared because Rogue decided to go on a high-five spree in her hometown. You know what happens when you give Rogue a high-five… $21.99
Science! Note: While PB’s hair is made from actual bubblegum, this shirt is not. So please don’t eat it. It doesn’t even taste like bubblegum. Again, so you don’t need to eat it. $21.99
One plush for each nucleobase in DNA – and they form base pairs with the power of magnets! DNA makes you . . . well, you. Don’t you wish you could thank your DNA? Well, now you sort of can with these adorable DNA plushies. One for each nucleobase that makes up DNA. They even […]
We would like to invite 50 local-to-us geeks to come join us in watching The Princess Bride on Thursday, January 31st! The catch: you must be willing to eat pizza, have a good time, and accept the freebies that we may or may not be handing out.
What? We have to sleep in between adventures? What? We have to sleep in between adventures? The good news is that we can nap under this soft and snuggly Adventure Time blanket, featuring Finn & Jake fistbumping like champions. Maybe it will bring us good dreams! $24.99
Everything you need for a jellyfish habitat, including the jellyfish! This set comes with everything you need for a jellyfish habitat: the tank, air pump and valves, hydrometer, substrate, feeding pipette, and even a color-changing LED with remote control so your Squishy looks super cool. $381.99