Honor the Creed through cosplay (or proud display!) Sculpted to look just like the weapon in the game, it’s the final piece to your Assassin’s Creed cosplay ensemble. It feels great in the hand, weighted nicely due to the fiberglass core, and will serve you well for Halloween, cosplay, or display. $44.99

Back in Stock for Your Retro Gaming Holiday Cheer! Features shiny gold coins with blinking yellow LEDs, cherries, a controller, a pair of cherries, and a certain green mushroom in a Santa hat, among other goodies. Deck the halls with something geeky! $19.99

If pigs are the cleanest animal, bacon is the cleanest meat. Greasy hands? Wipe them off on bacon. After all, if pigs are the cleanest animals, then bacon is the cleanest meat. Right? Right. (Don’t overthink it.) This all-purpose towel will make your kitchen 20% cooler. $17.99

Happy Tribbles make happy feet With every step, your Tribble Slippers will purr happily. These pair wonderfully with a Star Trek Bathrobe for a lazy weekend or “sick day.” One size fits most. $24.99

It’s time to conquer heat with the Vulcan grip. It’s time to stop pawing through drawers trying to find an oven mitt, it’s time to stop folding the dishtowel over and over to try and cover the heat that seeps through the one little spot you didn’t cover. It’s time to conquer heat with the […]

Jolly old elves and logical Vulcans both have pointy ears Drop Santa a hint that you’d like him to graduate from Red Shirt to Blue by leaving this Holiday Spock Hat by the cookies and milk this year. After all, jolly old elves and logical Vulcans both have pointy ears. It’s not such a big […]

Y’all asked for it in babydoll cut. We made it in babydoll cut. That’s right. You know you do it. We all do it occasionally. Own up to it with this shirt, because sometimes honesty really is the best policy. Especially if it gets you beer. $20.99

Alfred, where’s my coffee? If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s getting out of the shower. I mean, besides the crooked underbelly of Gotham, that sucks too. But, really, the shower is just the worst. Where’s my bathrobe? $39.99

Shoot for the head Sleek wood, brass fittings, and steel components make it look like you just rode into town on your trusty steed. Any bandits that blink will be dead before they can reach for their guns. Jakobs: when it just needs to be dead. $19.99 – $20.99

Dream big, ladies Make late night adventures more realistic with these Super Heroine Sleep Shirts with capes! Warm up your super hero skills before bed zooming from room to room, and tuck in safe at night in these comfy sleep shirts. Available in Super girl or Bat girl. $24.99

You never know where, or, more importantly, when this police box might show up. Yellow flag! Yellow flag! Please slow down and stay behind the pace TARDIS. As a reminder, the yellow flag indicates a hazard in the time travel downstream of the station’s coordinates in space and time. Thank you for your support. $44.99 […]

Do not look directly into the Hypnotoad. Do not look directly into the Hypnotoad. Ear protection required beyond this point. Goggles positively must be worn while operating this t-shirt. Employees must wash hands before returning to work. Turn Hypnotoad off when not in use. $18.99 – $20.99

Want to distract Batman? “A wife, no matter how beauteous or affectionate, would severely impair my crime-fighting.” Batman to Catwoman $24.99

Bring your pretty face to my axe! Although Gimli may have dropped it and ran at the sight of the Belrock, if the fiery demon accidentally steps on it chasing after The Fellowship, he is going to have a mighty gash on his evil toe! $14.99

It’s times like that, my lad, when you have to be extra careful. Orcs are gross and spiders are even worse. Even worse than orcs and spiders is a huge spider the size of a truck. But it’s up to you to cut your way into the lair of the giant Shelob with Sting and […]

Snuggle up with The Doctor while you watch the BBC (or BBC America) This fuzzy, warm throw blanket features the exploding TARDIS (on both sides!). Fluffy and soft, it’s great for snuggling under while you watch The Doctor and his adventures. Yes, it’s machine washable! $19.99

USPS? No. I go Inflatable Donkey. Waiting three to six weeks for a package? Pah… shaa! Go outside, right now and look to the skies. Listen for the impatient snorts and clopping on the donkey. Forget waiting weeks; just get the DOTA 2 Inflatable Donkey Courier! $39.99

As long as you let Han throw first, you know you can’t miss. The beauty of the floating desert sun is almost as gorgeous as Princess Leia. But, when the two are put together in a masterful display of lithographic magic on an amazing Bristol dartboard? Such a thing is merely a hushed legend. Or, […]

Adorable girl, adorable droid There’s an R2-D2 translator website, but the text that comes out is full of special characters that we’re pretty sure would bork our website. So, uh, how about you just google for it and have fun? Okay? Okay! $24.99

Luke, it isn’t kosher. Hungry are you? What know you of hunger? A Jedi must have the deepest control of appetite. Sugars. Hmm. Bacon. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things. A Jedi’s strength flows from the Force, but beware of the Dark Side, bacon they have. $19.99 – $21.99