Its all about the Slamacow! Every adventure has its ups and downs and when those ups come, you need someone to high five; someone to say Awww yeah when you beat up that Heavy Metal Witch. Even more important, you need a hug when youre down. $31.99
Don’t Fear the Reapers Take Earth back while being stylish and comfortable at the same time. But don’t take our word for it. You should try it out yourself. $79.99 – $81.99
Im Andrew Ryan. Ryan built an underwater utopia where the brilliant mind would not be sullied by the lesser. But, something went terribly wrong. Who wouldve thought that a city without ethical & legal limitation could develop into a writhing blood-bath of psychosis? $24.99 – $25.99
Look Daddy, angels! The little blue dress, adorable pig tails, ominous, glowing red eyes and that oversized, blood-crusted syringe they use to collect Adam… They know how to cut straight to the heart: right through the chest with a hard, yet well-placed thrust. $24.99
A multi-tool for hardware and meta-gadget geeks. Lots of uses in this little package! The Get-A-Way Driver Pocket Tool is a must-have for hardware geeks! This compact, two-ounce tool has loads of functions: four flat & Phillips screwdriver bits, angle driver, LED flashlight, oxygen bottle wrench, and bottle opener. $19.99
Bleeds as it burns! Light up the Bleeding Skull Candle and begin your night of mayhem and horror. As it burns, bright red wax will ooze from its eye sockets and down its face. The longer it bleeds, the creepier and bloodier it gets! $12.99
Give your hairy co-pilot and constant companion some recognition Give your co-pilot this Chewie is my Co-Pilot Chewbacca dog collar and hell be your constant companion. Made of durable polyester nylon webbing, this machine washable collar will hold up in even the biggest baddest intergalactic battles. $7.99 – $8.99
Artoo, have you gone fashion commercial? We couldnt make pants because you only have a torso, Artoo. Yes, we understand that you know about fashion. But youre only made of torso. …T-shirts? Well, you do have the body for it. What a wonderful idea! $20.99
Beemo is camera! Turn yourself into BMO with this sweet babydoll t-shirt. So far, we don’t have this for guys. Which is interesting, since Beemo is neither male nor female. Guys, if you wanna be Beemo too, let us know in the comments below. $21.99
Now in Obi-Wan style!! Just like the lamp Vader uses in his study. Or Yoda has in his swamp shack. Or something funny. Shoot, it’s a lamp with a lightsaber hilt. Better than all the prequels rolled into one! $49.99 – $64.99
Grow your own Trinidad Scorpion Peppers, some of the hottest peppers in the world (up to 1.4 million SHU). All you have to do is add water, love, and sunlight, and you’ll eventually grow your own peppers. But not just any peppers: one of the world’s hottest peppers. Holy crap, yeah. Just be careful. $5.99
Flying space kitty with rainbows, WANT. Admit it, you wanted this collar long before you bothered to read this part. Nyan Cat fans are hardcore. The Nyan Cat Seatbelt Buckle Dog Collar features everyone’s favorite flying, fluffy space kitty with rainbows. $21.99
Over-the-knee socks with beautiful cable knit design We hired an army of monkeys, attached them to IVs fueling them with BAWLS, and handed them tiny circular knitting needles and a ton of fiber. Cast on, monkeys! Cast on! Knit monkeys, knit! Support monkey knitters! $14.99
Xen gets cold this time of year. Upon his death, Nihilanth pierces the heavens with a curse. Spitting poisonous bile and otherworldly vulgarities, you can only understand a few words… That hoodie is fantastic. Whered you get it? You wink. “ThinkGeek, of course.” $44.99 – $48.99
Freshen your car with the complex scents of Mega Man and Proto Man – expertly blended based on suggestions by gamers! He’s not just a regular man, he’s MEGA MAN. And guess what? He smells great. This air freshener isn’t just stink on cardboard. Gamers were surveyed for Mega Man’s key traits and these traits […]
Calling it “impressive” is an understatement. A perfect centerpiece for your office or throne room, the Game of Thrones Life Sized Iron Throne is over seven feet tall and will make all your other chairs hide behind their mother’s skirts. Enjoy ruling the Seven Kingdoms! $29,999.99
Second star to the right, and straight on till morning “Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson $79.99 – $81.99
Bat-relaxation We like to call sweats “eatin’ clothes.” Even Batman probably has days when he pigs out on mac n’ cheese and chicken fingers, washed down with a chocolate malt. He’ll burn it off later. $39.99 – $40.99
Practically infinitely expandable power! Need enough power to last you all day? How about the whole weekend? How about the whole week? Now you can have one battery pack, expandable as big as you need! $49.99 – $89.99
For superdogs only, normal dogs need not apply Superdogs and wonderbit–es, apply within and receive a sweet collar! The strong nylon strap has a welded stainless steel D ring for easy leash attachment. When it’s time to go naked, the collar pops off with the press of a button. $24.99