Earth’s Mighiest Heroes type thing. Baseball caps are handy. Not as handy as a utility belt, mind you, but still handy. You can’t put a utility belt on your head. Well, you could, but you’d look silly. This works better. We promise. $19.99
A new twist on the classic prank. Sheldon: Howard? Howard: Yeah? Sheldon: Your shoes are delightful. Where did you get them? Howard: What? Sheldon: Bazinga! I don’t care. – “The Gorilla Experiment” $17.99 – $19.99
A slick interpretation of the classic speedometer This iconic watch features a slick interpretation of the classic speedometer-style dial, so it only shows half of a traditional circular face. Two double-ended, compass needle style hands indicate the time. Stainless steel with brushed chrome finish. $199.99
Open bottles by just squeezing – with one hand! Using two hands to open a bottle is sooo yesterday. The future is here: one-handed bottle opening! All you do it slap this on the bottle, hold with one hand, and squeeze. Best of all, there’s a little magnet to prevent the cap from flying off. […]
Keep your camera inside the bag while taking pictures Cloak is lightweight, durable, and water-resistant. Unzip the edges and it transforms into a cape. Fold in the bottom panel and your lens is cleared for shooting. Your hands fit inside to fiddle with all the settings as you prepare for the perfect shot. $69.99
The best pen we’ve ever seen, hands down! The problem with most ballpoint pens is the tips tend to corrode. Water-based ink converts steel and tungsten tips into rust, making your once smooth unbroken line into a sloppy gloppy mess. Problem solved with advanced ceramics and fluid dynamics! $4.99 – $14.99
Keeps your coffee at the proper drinking temperature, longer! Hot coffee, right out of the machine, is too hot – unless your face is made of asbestos. Coffee Joulies absorb that initial spike of heat, and releases it back slowly keeping your coffee at the right temperature longer! $49.99
Available this weekend ONLY! We have a limited supply of these, and they’re ONLY AVAILABLE THIS WEEKEND, so if you want one, act fast. Sizes not listed are SOLD OUT. $17.99 – $19.99
Here be dragon. The Silver Dragon is intelligent and powerful. Just like you. $24.99
A very short shape poem. This shirt is not about the TARDIS getting bigger. It’s about the word TARDIS getting bigger. An expansion is the reverse of an acronym. We were afraid we were going to have to use the word backronym, which makes us want to put our eyes out. Oh. Dang it. $19.99 […]
Because more TARDIS is better. This shirt is not about the TARDIS getting bigger. It’s about the word TARDIS getting bigger. An expansion is the reverse of an acronym. We were afraid we were going to have to use the word backronym, which makes us want to put our eyes out. Oh. Dang it. $17.99 […]
Death, Famine, Pestilence, War. Slash those zombies dead! Knives are the ultimate anti-zombie weapon for those trying to keep a low profile. These knives feature black steel blades and Toxic Green handles. Choose the one that suits your fighting style or nab the whole set at a discount to arm your family. $59.99 – $209.99
How long is 15 minutes in cat years? When your cat gets more Facebook friend requests than you do, it’s probably time to get him or her an agent. Or, you know, retire and do it yourself. $19.99 – $20.99
The Dark Knight Lounges while the Man of Steel Chills. When not fighting crime, Superman goes to his Fortress of Solitude, Wonder Woman trains, and Batman… he just fights more crime. Even superheroes need a day off once in a while. They should be lounging around in these soft fuzzy bathrobes, instead! $59.99
Be the hero of your home bar! If you’d like to remember that you’re the hero of your life, do so with a DC Comics Caped Pint Glass. Each Pint Glass is emblazoned with the emblem of your super of choice and has a cape strapped around it. $9.99
See something familiar? A little monkey told us that there have been some questions regarding the sources of the type that we used on our Geek Pride Day pins. We’ve held out for a while, to let you figure it out for yourselves (and to watch you squirm), but it’s time to clear up the […]
50-state legal butterfly knife and bottle opener combo The Mantis BK-2B Bottleneck Knife is a collaboration between Mantis Knives and Hawk Designs. It boasts a bottle opener and a 50-state legal butterfly knife and it will attach effortlessly to your keyring with its integral handle/latch configuration. $39.99
Highly durable iPad case with mil-spec features This mil-spec iPad case fits most tablets or e-readers. Made of durable Cordura, Velcro, and steel, it’s practically bulletproof. MOLLE for large and small pouches to store additional items and accessories. $39.99