Pocket-sized breathalyzer detects BAC from 0.00% – 0.40% The BACtrack Digital Breathalyzer is a compact unit that fits on your keychain or in your bag or purse. Flip the folding mouthpiece, blow, and see your estimated blood alcohol level instantly on the screen in big LED digits. $29.99
270 pages of zombie apocalypse survival techniques. This is a compact little manual, so great to stash in your survival bag. It covers oh so very much. From surviving at home to surviving in the wild, don’t be caught dead without this book. Or you will be caught. And then you’ll be dead. $14.95
Walk around in devilish style, literally! These Diablo III Mistress of Pain socks are your ticket to a sinful good time. Be the envy of everyone with these Diablo III Mistress of Pain socks. Whether you’re out of the town or lounging in your dungeon, these demonic gold on black socks lets everyone know that […]
Unlike a real Stormtrooper, he’ll shoot (light) straight. This Stormtrooper minifig will dangle from your keychain, ready and waiting to serve you when you need some light. Just press his chest and bright white LEDs in his feet will shoot light accurately wherever you point him. $11.99
Press the buttons to exterminate or upgrade your foes. Doctor Who in Your Pocket has exactly six buttons. Each of these buttons is tied to a phrase or sound effect from the Doctor Who TV series, most notably those belonging to the Daleks, Cybermen, K-9, and the sexy TARDIS herself. $8.99
Walk around in devilish style, literally! These Diablo III Mistress of Pain socks are your ticket to a sinful good time. Be the envy of everyone with these Diablo III Mistress of Pain socks. Whether you’re out of the town or lounging in your dungeon, these demonic gold on black socks lets everyone know that […]
A hilarious and heart-warming picture book all bout Vader and Luke. Each page features a different comic with a different slice of life of this adorable father and son duo. Darth Vader, Dark Lord of the Sith, leads the Galactic Empire against the heroic Rebel Alliance. Before he can take care of the Rebels, though, […]
Wear the burning face of Diablo on your chest Rock the Lord of Terror in style! Wear the burning face of Diablo on your chest with this Diablo III t-shirt. Show all the mortals and demons in Sanctuary that you know no fear, except when it comes to server lag. $19.99
Represent the forces of good with this Diablo III Tyrael t-shirt! It’s the next-best thing to having angelic wings. Represent the forces of good with this Diablo III Tyrael t-shirt! It’s the next-best thing to having angelic wings of your own. Holy white Tyrael emblem on black, sword in hand. The Prime Evils will know […]
Step away from the cloning vat. Listen, we know that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery and that you’d happily clone your GeekDad for both scientific and personal reasons, but current technology just isn’t up to the task. (Besides, you’re taking that axiom a bit too literally.) How about this–we’ll give you a chance […]
Pen with a DNA catcher AND a handcuff key. No, really. Carry this pen to defend yourself in an emergency. The pointed crown will drive off any attacker and, collect some of your assailant’s DNA to bring to the sexy CSI agents. Works great as a glass breaker, too! (and as a pen… and as […]
Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta (bartender). Love drinking and butterfly knives but sad that the twain never met… at least not without dire consequences? This stainless steel bottle opener allows you to safely do butterfly knife tricks and open your favorite brew. $6.99
You’re going to need a lot of Daleks to defeat the Doctor Create your own Dalek Factory featuring a swiveling machine arm, movable conveyor belt, Dalek components hopper, rejected parts bin, and control panels. Includes two special mini figures: Dalek Scientist and Dalek Drone. $49.99
All 11 incarnations of the Doctor in minifig form, with tiny accessories A cardboard TARDIS opens to reveal the eleven Doctors, photos, and information about them. Take the Doctors out and display them on their stands or integrate them and their tiny sonic screwdrivers into your LEGO creations. $39.99
Achievement Unlocked: Father’s Day shopping complete. Parents are hard to buy for. Honestly, it’s mostly because it’s hard to give something equivalent to the people who gave you LIFE. $39.99 – $79.99
Bringing new meaning to “stuffed shirt.” We may not be happy about it, but there are situations where if you’re male you’ve got to come attired in a shirt with a collar or you’re gonna be tossed out. Weddings. Funerals. Court dates. Dinners at nice restaurants. Interviews (although not here). $79.99
Now adding Batman and Wonder Woman to the lineup. The NFL has two-part socks, but, unfortunately for some players, they’re not “body” and “cape” but “white part” and “not-white part.” $9.99
Personally, we hope it’s nougat-y filling. It’s not the jacket; it’s the tailor It’s what’s inside that counts My friend It’s the moon not the craters – “It’s What’s Inside That Counts,” The Mighty Boosh $19.99 – $20.99
Appearance is superficial. It’s not the jacket; it’s the tailor It’s what’s inside that counts My friend It’s the moon not the craters – “It’s What’s Inside That Counts,” The Mighty Boosh $17.99 – $19.99
Slytherin will help you on your way to greatness. We’re going to steal that “is best pony” stuff from the brony community and declare that Slytherin is best house. After all, it’s the house to be in if you want to be great. Terrible, but great. $21.99