For the (mostly) silent killing of zombies A lightweight tool/weapon with a wide, upswept axe blade, perfect for cleaving the skulls of the undead with precision cast 7cr17 stainless steel. There’s even a compass to guide you back to your camp once you’ve cleared the area. $59.99
Upload your photos and videos to the internets for Science fame! This dual purpose microscope features 10x, 60x, and 200x magnification. You can even detach the tube for handheld viewing of large objects. Snap pictures and video with ease and upload them to your computer to share. $89.99
Write about orcs, then stab them with your pen. This pen features a bolt action mechanism for opening/closing, a body of anodized milled aluminum, an integrated clip, and a flat head which provides an ideal thumb rest should you need to stab an orc while adventuring. $49.99
Black chopsticks turn into a ninja with a staff when threatened. They look like ordinary chopsticks. They work like ordinary chopsticks. But, if danger rears its ugly head, these chopsticks instantly spring into ninja action. And you can twirl them and have them fight. So much fun it should be criminal. $3.99
It may be hard to believe, but ThinkGeek exists IRL in lovely Fairfax, Virginia, and we occasionally send away teams on dangerous missions–like hanging out at Crystal Screen, having Marian Call over for a show, or eating a lot of ice cream in one sitting. Would you like to hang out with us in April? […]
You could attempt to use them to crack nuts, but we don’t advise this. This set of bookends looks just like the Star Wars logo, but neatly chopped down the center. All you need now are some books, DVDs, or CDs to put in between them and you have a galactastic way of displaying your […]
Best. Cocoa Mug. Ever. The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man looks like he’s going to come stomping right out of this mug and onto your desk. His pudgy hands are open and ready to grab you and squash you into sticky oblivion. Is there a better mug for your hot cocoa? We don’t think so. $9.99
Keep your stuff safe from friends, family, and aliens Prevent theft of your most valuable trinkets by locking them within the TARDIS. No matter how hard they try, aliens will be unable to take your stuff. Only your little golden key will unlock it (and make vworp vworp vworp noises!) $39.99
Two barrels of marshmallow shooting fury. Shoots up to 30 feet – shotgun style! Marshmallow shooters are great, but sometimes you just need a little more firepower. That’s why we love this double barrel shooter. It’s like a shotgun of sugar! And, it shoots up to 30 feet. Take that, ne’er-do-wells! $34.99
Tiny briefcase carries your business cards! Most of us will never have a briefcase full of cash, but that doesn’t mean we can’t carry around a tiny piece of a heist with this business card case. It’ll hold a good stack of your business cards for your next big meeting, conference, or convention. $11.99
We’re still basking in the post April Fool’s glow. Making all of those things was loads of fun, but seeing how many of you we got was even MORE fun. Did you get fooled by any of our April Fool’s stuff? Which item really got you good? Despite that whirlwind, we still have a week’s […]
You may have noticed something odd about the site on Sunday, like some new things showing up on an unexpected schedule. Perhaps you emitted a tiny squeak of glee as you eagerly clicked “Buy Now.” Then you remembered the date. We gotcha again! Allow us to take you on the behind the scenes tour of […]
Have you taken the diaper off and put one on again? Define and document your best practices troubleshooting your unique baby system. This 65-piece set includes decision points, suggested actions, termination points, and plenty of arrows to connect them. $21.99
Super small NERF gun with a powerful punch – shoots over 40 feet! Don’t be fooled by this blaster’s micro size, because it’s got macro power and super stealth! Load your blaster up with the 2 included whistler darts. Concealed carry NERF at its best! $5.99
Data transfer speeds up to 720Mbps! We’re storing larger files and more of them, so we thought we’d track down some awesome thumb-drives that use the brand-new USB 3.0 bus. That means faster storage (up to 720 Mbps fast) in higher capacities (up to 32GB)! $19.99 – $129.99
Neurodiversity means that we love you for your brains–only not the way zombies love brains. To commemorate our appreciation of what makes you you, autistic or not, we’ve worked with the Autistic Self Advocacy Network to create our neurodiversity shirt, and 100% of the proceeds from the month of April will go to ASAN. Thanks […]
We love you for your brains, only not the way zombies love brains. We love you for your brains, only not the way zombies love brains $19.99
This is who I am. We love you for your brains, only not the way zombies love brains. $16.99 – $18.99
Oh Carl, why can’t you just stay safe? The Walking Dead fans will love this coffee mug featuring artwork from the comic. Carl Grimes is surrounded by walkers (no shocker there!) and trying to decide which one to shoot first. Will someone come save him this time? $9.99
We’re going to give you the chance to get a taste of the future by letting you enter to win a Starfleet TR-580 Tricorder VII–straight from the bridge of the Enterprise NCC-1701-D! Well. Straight from the bridge set. This Tricorder comes to us via The Prop Store, so it’s not a functioning item, unless you […]