A seriously mathematical and beautiful geometrical puzzle – made of 30 identical pieces! Thirty identical pieces. Laser cut acrylic. Dare you assemble the wickedly beautiful geometric marvel? We think you dare – if you’re cool enough, that is. Let your mind be your vorpal sword as you conquer the Frabjous Sculpture Puzzle. $29.99

Looks just like police crime scene tape, but with more specific warnings. Looks just like crime scene tape used by police officers, except these are a little more specific. Use the Biohazard where the T-Virus containers leaked, and the Zombie where the virus caused folks to mutate. Good times. $3.99

Your sociobiological status works no matter what your legal status is. Certain people here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ think you guys won’t get this shirt. That it isn’t going to fly. You know what we think? It’ll soar like an eagle. Go as swimmingly as an otter. Bring down the house like a termite? […]

Tonight on Wild Kingdom: YOU! Certain people here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ think you guys won’t get this shirt. That it isn’t going to fly. You know what we think? It’ll soar like an eagle. Go as swimmingly as an otter. Bring down the house like a termite? You get the gist. $16.99 – […]

We do love us some dragons. The Silver Dragon is intelligent and powerful. Just like you.

We had to do it. Right. We’re as sick of this meme as you are. We promise. And, like you, we play Skyrim, so we’re allowed to be sick of it. But then we came up with this combination and just couldn’t resist. We hope you agree it was worth it. $19.99

Mara protect us both. Right. We’re as sick of this meme as you are. We promise. And, like you, we play Skyrim, so we’re allowed to be sick of it. But then we came up with this combination and just couldn’t resist. We hope you agree it was worth it. $16.99 – $18.99

Slip on your shoes for instant extra traction in ice and snow. You used to have two choices: either spray your shoes with super glue or slip on the ice. But now there’s a third choice! Slip these over your shoes for some instant traction on snow and ice. Easy to carry and easy to […]

Carry around your cash and cards in Steampunk style. Leather from the deep. A symbol of perhaps an aquatic flying machine the likes the world has yet to see. Two pockets to hold your cash and cards. And enough style to make sure everyone takes notice when you whip it out to pay. $24.99

It’s Fizzgig – that lovable ball of fun with the giant mouth! Just one of the glorious creatures that live on the planet Thra, Fizzgig rolled into our hearts quite easily. Kira’s friend/pet is presented in all his glorious furry. Just wait until he opens up his mouth, though. It opens up real wide! $14.99

Made with Ghost Pepper powder, for the hottest candy ball ever! Red hots and atomic fire balls are fun little candies. But also boring. Well, we’ve asked Timmy to pump it up a bit. Enjoy these candy balls. They are loaded and coated with Ghost Pepper powder, making them the hottest candy balls we’ve ever […]

Because green isn’t everyone’s color. If you feel silly wearing Link’s hat but still want to show that you’re a Zelda fan, this baseball cap will work nicely. Plus, black goes with everything. Green, not so much. $17.99

For casual Friday Bat. Baseball caps are handy. Not as handy as a utility belt, mind you, but still handy. You can’t put a utility belt on your head. Well, you could, but you’d look silly. This works better. We promise. $16.99

Hang the most dangerously stupid core with your keys. If you bring him into your office or laboratory, ThinkGeek is not responsible for the chaos that may ensue. Chances are, Wheatley will rain death and destruction in your high rise and fill it with deadly neurotoxin. Have fun! $12.99

Soft, lovable, and downright huggable! How can you deny him when all he wants is love? This cuddly construct is comfortable keeping keys company and wants nothing more than to be as close to you as possible. And now it’s more than possible, it’s probable! He needs you. You need him. Can you deny his […]

When you want a clean /, wipe your feet. Welcome yourself home with this sweet doormat, made of densely needle punched polypropylene. It’s durable enough to take all the scuffing and scraping you need to do to clean off your boots while maintaining a sweet appearance. $49.99

Perfect for the builder with limited space or the need to travel through time and space This iron hammer has a solid brass handle that houses four – yes, 4! – different screwdrivers: two large Phillips style blades and two small straight ones, the smallest being suitable for eyeglass repair. $19.99

Gravity-defying Science with an easy-start handle! With tiny ball bearings and near perfect balance, this gyroscope will spin for several minutes. Perform gravity-defying stunts and tricks with the power of Science! $11.99

Humongous porcelain mug holds 20 regular cups of coffee. Sure, you can have a normal cup of coffee in a normal coffee cup. Or you can have 20 cups of coffee at once in this super huge coffee cup. It weighs about 10 pounds without coffee, so it’ll build up your muscles while you drink. […]

One spork is epic; four sporks is divine. Eat with your fingers! Slide one colorful vinyl spork onto each finger and you are ready to eat with your hands in a way that Mother might actually approve. It takes a bit of time to get used to your new extremities, but that’s half the fun! […]