Because no one is a genius 100% of the time. We can build computers, design websites, pen sonnets, read several languages, and solve differential equations. But that one time when we had to put together some IKEA furniture? Let’s not go into that here. We’ll write it off as non-Euclidean geometry. $18.99
A new Glennz design! Some folks suggest that the more colorful your diet is, the healthier you’re eating. After all, most fried foods end up some shade of tan. We don’t think they were probably taking in to account our diet of salsa and Sour Patch Kids, though. $19.99 – $22.99
Note: actually breathing these items will cause severe respiratory distress. Did you know your left lung and your right lung are not identical? And we don’t mean because there’s lab equipment in one of them. There are three lobes in the right lung and only two in the left, because the heart is taking up […]
We like swooshes. We like bacon. It’s win-win. Did you know there is a Bacon Portal on Wikipedia? Hey – wait. Come back here. We weren’t done telling you about this awesome shirt. Read the Internet later. Buy the shirt now. $16.99 – $18.99
A novel concept. Not always. But usually. We’ll note this is distinct from those occasions when both the movie and the book are independently awesome. See: The Princess Bride and Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep / Blade Runner. $19.99
A novel concept. Book vs. movie. Round one. Fight! Not always. But usually. We’ll note this is distinct from those occasions when both the movie and the book are independently awesome. See: The Princess Bride and Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep / Blade Runner. $16.99 – $18.99
We <3 <3 redundant systems. Dear loyal customers,Y’all have told us with your wallets that “I [pictograph] Direct Object” shirts don’t work for you. But we couldn’t resist this one. Two hearts! $19.99 – $20.99
Binary vascular system FTW. Dear loyal customers,Y’all have told us with your wallets that “I [pictograph] Direct Object” shirts don’t work for you. But we couldn’t resist this one. Two hearts! $17.99 – $19.99
A new officially-licensed Doctor Who shirt. Sure, we may have broken away over 200 years ago, but there are a lot of British things Americans love. Shakespeare. Monty Python. Lion bars. Hitchhiker’s Guide. Moggies. Did we say Lion bars? Mmm. Lion bars. Note to self: don’t write copy while peckish. $19.99 – $20.99
The Ministry of Information demands it. Sure, we may have broken away over 200 years ago, but there are a lot of British things Americans love. Shakespeare. Monty Python. Lion bars. Hitchhiker’s Guide. Moggies. Did we say Lion bars? Mmm. Lion bars. Note to self: don’t write copy while peckish. $17.99 – $19.99
Time for lycanthropy? Goodnight Moon? This clock will tell you. This clock is a horrible gift for anyone in your life who is dating a werewolf. But if you’re not a lycanthrophile, you may like having a beautiful light-up moon clock on your wall. $31.99
She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts! Nearly 6 feet long, this gorgeous vinyl wall art depicts the Millennium Falcon in flight! $99.99
If you’ve been looking for a classic dungeon crawl with a LEGO twist, look no further. If you’ve been looking for a classic dungeon crawl with a LEGO twist, look no further. In the Heroica series, players move through the castle, kill monsters, and take their stuff. Fortaan can also be combined with other games […]
Packed with amazing details straight from Episode IV: A New Hope Excuse us while we drool. The LEGO Millennium Falcon features opening hull, detailed interior, twin flick missiles, rotating laser cannons, detachable cockpit cover, chairs, cup, control panels and game board. A-may-zing. 6 minifigs, too! $139.99
Win the challenges to race for the finish line! Each time a segment of race track is added, a challenge occurs and the winner of that challenge moves ahead. An excellent strategy game for kids and a fun party game for adults, LEGO Champion is a must-have game for LEGO fans. $34.99
A robot dinosaur that can hunt, guard, and scream real loud. Blazor is an action robot – build for speed, aggression, and roaring. R/C the little dude around or set him into one of his autonomous modes. He’ll watch your room and even attack other Dinos. $39.99
Red Dalek patrols around your desk, exterminating foes Don’t you wish you could exterminate people who dump things in your physical inbox? This dalek has ground sensors that enable it to turn and patrol in a new direction when it senses the edge of your desk. When it turns, it will cry out: “EXTERMINATE!” $34.99
Make the perfect espresso with just the power of your arms! No electricity, no pumps, just the brute force that comes from your raw upper-body strength! This espresso machine uses levers and valves to press up to 10 bar of pressure without any electricity. Delicious thick-crema espresso within arm’s reach! $149.99
Don’t mess with a Slytherin. The Dark Lord protects them. If an intruder enters your guarded room, the Dark Lord will come to life, casting a spell or reciting one of his most famous lines from the Harry Potter stories. Flashing lights and animation make it all the more terrifying. $49.99
Write those spells down, young wizard. If wizards had to settle for word of mouth, Expelliarmus (disarming an opponent) might morph to expilliarmus, in which you remove all pills from your opponent’s wool sweater. Useful, yes. Life-saving? Not so much. $9.99