It’s a sandwich in a can. Enough said. It’s a sandwich in a can. Nothing more needs to be said. It tastes good, and it’s in a can. It’s a Candwich. We said more stuff anyways. $4.99

Bite him. You know where. Bender is one of the most enjoyable, surly, SOB robots in existence. He’s so bad, you just have to love him. This particular Bender belches out all of his trademark phrases on command. $24.99

A colorful unicorn to hang around your neck and make you awesome. It’s just a big ol’ magical unicorn necklace. What’s magical about it? It’s a unicorn – duh. And it’s a beautiful thing to hang around your neck and show the world your unicorn power! $7.99

I am Bender. Please insert girder. Bender’s not only a great friend (if you have a loose definition of the word “friend”), he’s also useful around the house. No more having to store unwieldy gadgets you use once in a blue moon, like the circular saw, food processor, and popcorn popper. $17.99 – $19.99

Captain America FTW! You know how movie theaters are always cold? Maybe that’s just us. But it always turns out that if we forget to bring along an extra layer of clothing, we need it. That’s how they sell so much popcorn. It’s a distraction. Bring this hoodie along instead. $64.99