Meat flavored lip gloss – need we say more? It could be called lip gloss, but lip glaze is funnier. It’s meat flavored, too – just like real SPAM. Also, it will help keep your lips moist and promises not to clog up your inbox. $2.99
May or may not attract vampires, werewolves, fairies, werepanthers, mediums, brujos, or Wiccans. Turn your humble abode into Merlotte’s with just the flick of a switch. It may or may not attract vampires, werewolves, fairies, maenads, werepanthers, mediums, brujos, or Wiccans. If it does, we certainly hope you have enough booze to keep them happy. […]
When the very best isn’t best enough, choose Schofield. The 211-V is a high-end collector’s replica of the Dead Space 2 Plasma Cutter. Yes, the lasers really work. No, it doesn’t fire actual plasma. $239.99
Outgrown word search? Pathwords is here to rock your brain. Pathwords combines the word searching goodness with the puzzly bits of games like Tetris. It comes with 40 challenge cards from Beginner to Expert. Place the puzzle pieces on to the selected challenge so the letters under each piece spell a word. $19.99
Make a killer cocktail with ice bullets! The difference between a good drink and a killer cocktail is often nothing more than ice, but what kind of ice do you use? Cubes are fine, but a bit boring. Ice “cubes” that look like bullets – now that’s what we call killer. $7.99
A corporate casual option from the good folks at SeV. This shirt allows you secretly to keep your devices with you even though your hands are free. Shorts and flip flops? You don’t have room for more than the hotel key on you… or so they think. $64.99
Create art with the flick of a switch. Blue spirals & red flames available. Mood Lights are hand-painted light bulbs that create wall or ceiling art with the flick of switch. Since they are painted by hand, each one is uniquely awesome. Use them as night lights, mood lighting, or just to compensate for your […]
Let’s face it. The bad guy always has the best outfit. Sometimes it’s good to be bad. This deluxe collector figure of Arthas as the Lich King serves as a dramatic reminder of just how badass a bad guy can be. $39.99
Is your home infested with tiny evil robots? You know who to call. Mega Man comes fully equipped to kick your butt. Then, as you’re lying there on the ground, mewling and whimpering, he’s going to lean up against a wall and crack open an ice-cold E-tank. Like a BOSS. $29.99
Sometimes a “Dark” place is just plain dark.These flashlights can help. Some places are strong with the Dark Side and some places are just plain dark. Don’t rely on Jedi senses when you can actually see where you’re going. Fire up a Lightsaber Handle Flashlight and you’ll be prepared to fight the dark. $19.99
An Alfred apron would be more appropriate, but Batman has the better body. This is a full-length, adult-sized apron for anyone who wants to be a little bit more like Batman. We can’t promise you an overflowing bank vault, a butler, a Batmobile, or a cool bat suit. $24.99
LED strategy game for puzzle lovers and brain fitness enthusiasts The objective of the iball3 is simple: Get all 6 buttons to light up in one color in the fastest time. Achieving that objective? Pretty darn hard. This colorful and interactive brain training game will keep you up at night and haunt your dreams. $29.99
Your meetings need more buzz and fewer buzzwords. Do your meetings need more buzz and fewer buzzwords? Slide the Hand Shock into your palm and it’ll sit comfortably in your hand, hidden and ready to greet clients, coworkers, and the Bobs with a spine-tingling electric shock. $5.99
Round One: FIGHT! “It is incorrectly noted that Thomas Edison invented ‘push-ups’ in 1878. Nikolai Tesla had in fact patented the activity three years earlier, under the name ‘Tesla-cize.’” – the Fact Sphere from Portal 2 $16.99 – $18.99
A 2010 UC Berkeley study showed that a 90 minute nap in the middle of the day can reinvigorate your hippocampus’s ability to record and recall short-term memories. You might need to reread that if you haven’t had a nap yet today. $12.99
Sparkling fairy lights bring a bit of magic to yard, trees, or even your pool A tiny white LED glows in each Fairy Berry, producing a magical light effect. Toss ’em across your lawn for a twinkly landscape, string them up and hang them on trees, or float them in your pool or pond. Make […]
Some say he tells time by seeing into the very core of the universe… all we know is, he’s called the Stig. You waited seven years to find out that there was a man beneath the visor, but you knew in your heart it was a lie. Now, we have the digital proof you knew […]
Nearly two liters for beverage satisfaction in a convenient boot form. Really, what’s not to love about a 66oz beer glass in the shape of a boot? Of course, who says you need to use it for beer? This monster will also hold half a gallon of ice cream. $19.99
Freezer safe: Just like Cap it’ll perform great when taken out of the ice box! This cavernous, 25oz stein with an etched illustration of Captain America will make any true patriot proud. Freezer safe, just like Cap! $29.99
Mamas don’t let their furbabies grow up to be catnip huffers. Super Catnip Spray is concentrated catnip. Spray it on your cat’s toys, scratching post, or favorite bedding. But lock it up, lest you find your cat on the kitchen floor, strung out of his mind from huffing the ‘nip straight from the bottle. $10.99