We’ve heard that love is blind. Did you know cute is blind, too? Boxed, that is. A tiny unicorn with cupcake sprinkles in its pink mane? Or one with a mohawk? Or dreads? You know something this kawaii can only come from the mind of Simone Legno. $6.99
Groovy, man. To the left side of the buffet table is a lovely gelatin salad with bits of cake floating in it. It is not currently on fire. $19.99 – $21.99
65% more bullet per bullet! It’s good to have friends, isn’t it? You have a friend in science. And you’ll have two friends in science if you buy a Turret Sentry for your home! Having a friend in science inside your house has to be just about the best thing ever. Besides cake. $19.99 – […]
Now in TECHNICOLOR! The 1940s introduced the Slinky, the microwave, Velcro. Don’t miss out on this vintage Aperture Science Innovators shirt with the original logo. (Note: Shirt not guaranteed to be vintage. Logo guaranteed to be 100% fictional.) $19.99 – $20.99
Blast from the past. The 1940s introduced the Slinky, the microwave, Velcro. Don’t miss out on this vintage Aperture Science Innovators shirt with the original logo. (Note: Shirt not guaranteed to be vintage. Logo guaranteed to be 100% fictional.) $19.99 – $21.99
A pampered pooch’s dream come true – his own i’Pawd! The Plush i’Pawd features icons for many dog-friendly apps. Of course, since we know your dog enjoys chewing, we have made sure the i’Pawd is made only of the best chewable materials. Sadly, this means it won’t connect to the internet. $13.99
Guides you to within 1 inch of your lost pet, child, or those pesky walking keys of yours. This credit card sized device is specifically designed for locating missing pets. Just press the button and the Loc8tor’s audio and visual clues will point you in the right direction, guiding you to your pet’s exact location. […]
Guides you to within 1 inch of your lost pet, child, or those pesky walking keys of yours. This credit card sized device is specifically designed for locating missing pets. Just press the button and the Loc8tor’s audio and visual clues will point you in the right direction, guiding you to your pet’s exact location. […]
Free hugs! Squishable Android, Cthulhu, Narwhal, and T-Rex want to be squeezed. Soft and cuddly companions, Squishables are round and friendly and just begging for hugs. The 15″ full-size Squishable is perfect for big kid to adult sized hugs and the 7″ mini-Squishable fits preschool arms. Choose Android, Cthulhu, Narwhal, or T-Rex. $19.99 – $39.99
Hatch them, feed them, then interrogate them about their evil plans! Children of Earth! The Test Tube Aliens have plans to invade and conquer our planet. We need you to hatch these alien eggs, raise them to adulthood, and then do your best Bad Cop impression and interrogate the heck out of them until they […]
Back in stock! Choose Planet Express for your parcel delivery service. We spare no cost to get your package where it needs to be on-time. Visit our offices in New New York for a tour of the facility, including a side trip to the Angrydome after you view our pricesheet! $19.99 – $20.99
Well, hello Dali! This clock is all melted, but still tells time! So surreal… Well, hello Dali! This clock is all melted, but still tells time! So surreal… $14.99
Insulated lunch box designed to keep lunch-thieves at bay! Insulated lunch box designed to keep lunch-thieves at bay! $19.99
Tough tyvek surrounds soft foam protects your lappy from damage and theft Tough tyvek surrounds soft foam protects your lappy from damage and theft $29.99
The Battlestar Galactica prop and auction catalog from 2009, itself a work of scifi art and history! The Battlestar Galactica prop and auction catalog from 2009, itself a work of scifi art and history! $19.99
Will stop up to a 9mm bullet. For reals. Many people have clipboards, but how many have clipboards that can stand up to bullets? Answer: you, after you buy one of these! $44.99
Twelve different characters to collect. The crew of Planet Express and friends await you in this tiny collection. Blind boxed, so you’re never sure who you’ll get. But know this: any one you get will be full of Futurama awesomeness. $9.99
Keep you teeth healthy with tasty floss. It looks like dental floss. It works like dental floss. But this stuff doesn’t taste like crappy mint. It tastes like things you really like to eat: Bacon and Cupcakes. Yum. A tastier way towards oral health. $3.99
One tastes like bacon, the other like frosting! Tooth paste is all minty. Why can’t it taste like food? Well, now it can: either bacon or cupcake. A delightful way to make brushing fun again. $4.99
Wearing this shirt does not imply the shirt’s contents’ HTML5 validity or conformance. HTML5, teamed up with her trusty sidekick JS, spends her days and nights crusading to rid this world of their evil archnemesis, The Flash Plugin. And we can all feel safer because of it. $19.99