Everyone needs finger-extending tentacles. Buy them by the hand! Regular fingers are boring. So, take your hand to the next level by adding some tentacles to your fingers. Slip them on and get ready for fun. $9.99
Grow a Giant Sequoia – the world’s largest living thing. On this planet, the largest living thing is the Giant Sequoia. And now you can grow your own. Help deliver oxygen to the Earth and leave your mark (in a good way) on the planet. $8.99
Adorable Star Wars bobbles for your desk, shelf, and heart! Compressed by time and en-cute-ened by distance, these figures are absolutely adorable. And each one is armed, even though the Han figure will always, ALWAYS shoot first. $9.99
Smooth Jazz Fails. In Lab Rat (the comic that bridges the gap between Portal and Portal 2), this is the mural the Ratman paints on the occasion of Chell’s awakening. Good on a wall. Better on a shirt. $19.99 – $20.99
No, there is too much. Let me sum up. Sure, Westley gets the girl, but we all know who the real hero is in The Princess Bride, right? $19.99 – $20.99
Let me explain. Sure, Westley gets the girl, but we all know who the real hero is in The Princess Bride, right? $17.99 – $19.99
You’ve got red on you. There’s no “i” in “team,” but there is an “i” in “zombie apocalypse.” There are also “Olympics,” “amoebas,” “salami,” “camels,” and “blimps.” So that just goes to show… something or other. $19.99 – $21.99
Because you’d rather be gaming. For those of you who have already turned your old NES controller into a belt buckle, a wallet, or a USB controller, we salute you. But if yours is long gone and you still want to fly your retro gaming geek flag, allow us to present this messenger bag. $36.99
We ain’t talkin about no X-Men, neither. The Uncanny Valley. Even if you haven’t hung out with robots, you’ve experienced it in video games and movies. It’s that feeling you get when a representation of the human form is eerily accurate but off just a little, and that tiny bit causes revulsion. $16.99 – $18.99
Zombey the bear, a spokesman for a new generation with a new set of problems. Listen up, kids. Your parents, they went into this place called “The Outdoors” and sometimes they’d do stupid stuff like set it on fire. So we hired this bear with a hat to tell them to cut that crap out. […]
Never understated. They say your accessories make a statement about who you are, so why not explicitly choose the statement you want them to make? $39.99
Never understated. They say your accessories make a statement about who you are, so why not explicitly choose the statement you want them to make? $39.99
What you see is what you get! Much like hedgehogs, tote bags are handy to have around. Okay. So hedgehogs aren’t entirely handy to have around. Unless you’re late for something and you have the fastest hedgehog in the world on your side. $19.99
Beware, Zoidberg only loves you for your clutch of eggs Choose from three giant plush from the animated TV series Futurama: Bender to be your drinking buddy, Nibbler and his dark matter to remind you to change your underpants, and Zoidberg to mate with you. (No?) $29.99
Dalek alarm clock just like Davros would have used! Start your day the Dalek way – because nothing wakes you like the threat of extermination! This clock projects the time onto your ceiling and cycles through three sound effects – hover, exterminate, and gunstick – to try to wake you from your slumber. $39.99
Ballpoint pen modeled to look like eleventh Doctor’s sonic screwdriver A convenient, pen-sized replica of the eleventh Doctor’s sonic screwdriver. It writes in black or green, but does not open, close, or fix anything. Unless said thing can be fixed by writing on it, in which case, this will work. $19.99
Does not actually contain real human fat inside Want to lose weight quickly? Take our miracle pill. Sure, “the fat just walks away” but if Miss Foster flips the switch, you’re dead. But hey, you’ve birthed a litter of tiny adorable marshmallow men! $19.99
If Mario had a desk job, he’d want these. The red mushroom lamp makes Mario sit a little taller and the green mushroom lamp gives him the energy needed to power through until the weekend. If you put them on your desk, they may do the same for you! $9.99
“Grabs hold and won’t let go. It’s brilliant.” – Robert Jordan George R.R. Martin has been dubbed “The American Tolkien” by Time magazine. A Song of Ice and Fire starts with A Game of Thrones and has become the gold standard for epic fantasy. This box set includes the first four novels in paperback form. […]
Re-enact that devilishly difficult level in the comfort of your living room, complete with sound effects Your feathered comrades have escaped the limitations of the smartphone screen to wage war in the real world! Small, cuddly, absolutely throwable. You know what you must do! $9.99