Zero points of articulationMade of semisynthetic, organic, amorphous, solid materials (AKA plastic), this Monolith may cause strange magnetic fields, action figure evolution, seeing things filled with stars, and/or more (or it might just sit on your desk doing nothing). $12.99

Give your iPhone a new superpowerEven though our iPhone enthusiasts are used to typing on glass with no tactile feedback, nothing beats having real old skool style buttons to mash your thumbs on. Now you can have the best of both worlds with the TK-421 iPhone case with flip-out keyboard. $39.99

Come to the Dark Side… we’ve got damn good coffee!Vader’s Dark Roast Coffee is commonly enjoyed by Dark Lords of the Sith while planning new Death Star construction, but give into your anger, sample a steaming cup and you will be rewarded with power beyond your imagination. $14.99

Copies the color of any surface he sits on!Huey is an electronic glowing chameleon lamp that dynamically matches the color of whatever he sits on. He even has a color cycle mode if you’re indecisive. Watch him pop from color to color and give him a squeeze when he gets to the one you like. […]

Sweet synth sounds from your shirtThis fully-playable, t-shirt-based music synthesizer features professional quality sounds in a unique wearable format. With eight-voice polyphony, high-quality sampled sounds and stylist retro amp box, you’ll be jamming like Thomas Dolby and in no time. $29.99

Amazing Customizable Keyboard Illumination… Now with Mac support!With 430 LEDs the Luxeed is capable of individually lighting each key in your choice of color. What’s more it can do some amazing tricks like an animated rainbow across all the keys, or make each key light when you press it. $129.99