Hello traveller! Plug this Borderlands Claptrap Talking Car Charger into your vehicle. He fits in a standard cupholder and his eye lights up blue when he’s receiving power. He’ll keep your tablet and phone full of juice while regaling you. $39.99

“Just follow the SOOTHING SOUND OF MY VOICE!!!” Whether you need to plug in a subwoofer for your dubstep or you just have a bunch of peripherals, this Borderlands Claptrap Talking USB Hub will be there for you. This four port hub both charges and transfers data – and it talks a little smack. $39.99

All of our dogs are adoptable… EXCEPT THAT ONE! Ah, Hawaii. A lovely tropical paradise. Unless you are a destructive alien who can’t survive if you get in water. $39.99

I’m Mr. Meeseeks! Let Meeseeks from Rick and Morty protect your vehicle from harmful UV rays. And possibly destroy the rest of it in the process. Oh wait. Was that outloud? We weren’t supposed to say that part, as the manufacturer indicated it might lessen sales. $19.99

I used to design for Gods! Make sure you’re prepared to save the world in absolute comfort $29.99

It’s l-like livin’ on the Sun, Morty. Don’t be a Jerry. Protect your car from color fading or turning into an oven with the help of Rick and Morty. $19.99

We don’t appreciate your lack of sarcasm. Celebrate the superior character from Bob’s Burgers, Louise, with this wallet that has a bunny skull applique sewn onto one pink fuzzy side. Zip-around closure, plus eight slots for your ID, your parents’ credit cards, and your gun license. $19.99

Not a bad trade for spider peace. We can’t promise this sunshade will keep you safe. It will protect you and the inside of your vehicle from UV rays, but it ain’t going to cut humans that approach the car into bite-sized chunks. Which is good, we think. $19.99

You need more than a patch job. We know what Edna has against capes. She’s shared that with us multiple times. Not that we asked. But we’re not clear on what she has against pajamas. Pajamas are comfortable. Pajamas are warm. Pajamas make us happy. $24.99

Cleaning up nicely. You’ve done some good work. Put your feet up for a while. Just remember to put them down at some point. We don’t have floating chairs just yet. $39.99

Try grey! It’s the new red! Curl up on the couch and watch Wall-E for the billionth time in this comfy pair of pants, a ThinkGeek exclusive brought to you by our friends at BNL. They have two pockets for all the tissues. $24.99

No capes! We figure just by losing the cape, this might get Edna’s approval. $39.99

Perfect for when you’re reading the want ads or some comics. LOOK DEADPOOL BUNNY SLIPPERS. Available here at ThinkGeek for the pure satisfaction of your tootsies. And ours have a white fluffy bunny tail on the back, because they’re superior. $29.99

Deadpool wants to get into your pants. My eyes are up here. No, wait, they’re down there. No wait, they’re back up here. Confused yet? Well, good. These red pants feature Deadpool’s eyes and name. $24.99

Don’t call it a comeback. Here at ThinkGeek, many of the monkeys are jumping into Deadpool 2 feet first, so this seems like an appropriate shirt. This tee features Deadpool jumping into (or possibly out of) your pocket, ready to pull his katanas. $19.99

Just don’t make it green. Or animated! After a long day of harassing Spider-Man, it’s time to sit back, relax, and probably harass Spider-Man some more. $39.99

190 years old?! You look great! No need to hint at your personal style. Subtlety is overrated. Loudly bellow your style in this ThinkGeek-exclusive Star Wars Chewbacca Blazer. This tweed jacket with elbow patches will have all the coeds assuming you’re the new Wookiee professor. $119.99

We would be honored if you would join us. This collection of dinnerware from Solo: A Star Wars Story makes us ponder what could have been. These dinner plates are perfect whether you’re serving up Bantha Burgers or Dagobah stew from a recipe you got from an old Jedi master. $34.99

Jet setter. Don this Star Wars Boba Fett Blazer to show off your classy fandom. This ThinkGeek-exclusive jacket features Fett’s Mandalorian Crest embroidered on the right chest. It has two exterior pockets and two interior, and it’s lined with a Boba Fett print. $119.99

Most comfortable in the galaxy. Comfy lounge pants, each featuring one of three of our favorite Star Wars characters (Chewbacca, Han Solo, or Lando) and the logo, perfect for sleeping, lounging around your space freighter, or attending a late-night/early-morning movie premiere. $19.99